not delusional at all !

I'm going to need chapel roan to keep making worse music and double down on the "lesbian" schtick which goes on to be increasingly treated as suspect at best before suddenly out of nowhere releasing "Pink Pony Club 2": a masterpiece about the struggles of a closeted heterosexual who made a genuine mistake regarding her sexual identity and then had to keep up the act because it was the one thing her fame was riding on, and it's such a beautiful song/performance that everyone is stunned and she is cemented as an icon in culture. 2 years later she releases Pink Pony Club 3, which is again the same concept, except it's her realizing that she was right the first time and IS a lesbian, she loves women, even heart-wrenchingly sings that shes privately gotten engaged to a woman, and was just being self-hating about it in PPC2, you know how it is, and this one is even more of a masterpiece, above and beyond, she gets a grammy and a GLAAD award or some shit, she seems to be at the peak of her career, and honestly, no one thinks she can top it, that is, until her female fiance breaks it off, and Roan responds by releasing Pink Pony Club 4, where she begrudgingly admits that she was wrong again, darn it, "I dont know why i keep thinking im a lesbian! I hate women! and pussy sucks! I dont know what to do with it! I love men! Balls! Balls!!!" She belts, feverishly impassioned, in the increasingly exasperated, desperate ballad (stylistically somewhere between adele and bjork) that becomes an instant classic. Then yeah we just keep repeating this cycle as the music continually improves, her storyline and identity struggles and relationships get more convoluted, and so on and so forth, and not once does she discover the word "bisexual", and her label in fact prohibits her from ever being exposed to it, everyone involved goes great lengths to ensure she never so much as accidentally stumbles across the "b" word

and I forgot I’m still wearing eyeliner going to slay the gym

the gym was closed unexpectedly and I cried off all my eyeliner due to hay fever 😭 unslay

publishers will talk about representation and "#OwnVoices" and push books about gay theatre kid humor teifling pirates having queer gay sex written by a woman from Massachusetts with a gummy smile who calls herself a "Disaster Bisexual" on twitter and women will read the books and write rave reviews on goodreads about how it was so refreshing to see good queer representation and how much they squee'd and fangirled so hard when gay pirate 1 called gay pirate 2 "his silly stinky little guy" that they woke up their husband. and people will say that if you read these books youre a morally good person and the Trumpers Will Not Win and then other women will comment about how the books about gay pirate buttsex between two "feral unhinged germlin mode queers" are the only things keeping them from killing themselves and making their family watch. and then you will go to half price books and see the gay pirate book front and center on a display for 8 months and there will always be two women standing around it talking very loudly about BTS and House of the Dragon and then after the trend dies down 18 copies of the book will take up half a shelf in the sci-fi/fantasy section and they will never move and it will just be like that for years and its all because another #OwnVoices cozy historical romantasy came out but this time its about fantasyworld Tibetan Monks having gay sex on Not Mount Everest and the whole cycle repeats again but this time with publications and goodreads articles talking about "timely" conversations about race and queer identity. but this time it will be shortly lived because it will come out that Jenny Luizou the author of the monk gay sex book is actually another Massachusetts woman with a too gummy smile and is actually not a nonbinary bipoc Chinese person from Kazakhstan but everyone should have known this anyway because she calls herself a "disaster bisexual" on twitter sometimes. the pirate gay sex book is still taking up half a shelf during all this

hey girl! how did your choices go😃