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since i only ever send rick rolls to ppl i figured id just post one for all my followers for april fools day this year to save myself the effort
happy april fools y’all
how bad could it possibly be
this is it. this is my favorite tag on this post
it’s time. its been a whole year since i made this post
You might find something like this on your property or along public forest trails. It’s about the same size and shape as a ketchup packet and smells like rotten fish. Believe it or not, this little packet protects you, your pets, and your family. The USDA drops these in areas (including Hamilton County) where raccoon-variant rabies has been known to occur. Raccoons find the packet and eat the contents, and it provides them with immunity to rabies. If you find one, simply leave it where it is, or, if it’s in an area accessible to a pet or child, just put on a pair of gloves and move it. Don’t worry, though— even if it was handled by a human or pet, it doesn’t pose any danger besides an unpleasant odor.
~ For Fox Sake Wildlife Rescue
Because everything like this should have a clickable source, first one is a news report second one is the NYC department of health official site.
OPERATION: GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP
Early 90′s vs Late 90′s
The true battle is which’s the most dated.
*Silver the Hedgehog in early 2000s raver gear* I’ve finally found him… The Iblis trigger!
red spotted tabby with moderate white spotting
when a dragons wings are too small to realistically fly thats fine its reasonable i think to size them down to allow them to fit in a space better and be more readable as a character. but outside of really specific circumstances (like cartoonishly small wings) when a dragons wing webbing stops way too far up? punishable by death. in seymourworld.
sooo many dragon designs look like the last thing and it pisses me of. stopppp
straight men have beauty standards for men that are completely different than the beauty standards women and gay men have for men and then they get mad when they conform to the beauty standards other podcast bros set for them and women still don’t find them attractive
while you were busy arguing about phrenology on Twitter, lamenting your weak jawline and making fun of dudes who don’t go to the gym, beautiful fat polyamorous men with nerdy personalities were busy snatching up the baddest bitches in your town. c’est la vie.
There's a tiktok trend called "hear me out cakes" where you print out pictures of characters and actors that you basically have to justify wanting to fuck before taping it on a tooth pick and put it on a cake.
Most of the men who do this challenge will pick the fish from Shark Tales, Nala from Lion King (this was the one he actually had to fight for his life over), Shego and actors slightly older than 30 there was one guy who had Korra was his hear me out.
Meanwhile the girls are fucking xenomorphs, mathematical equations, the concept of Vine, Bananas in Pajamas and the Peanut M&M. One girl sprayed another girl with a water bottle because she put Bowser on cake and he was too basic.
If the trend has taught me anything is that girls will fuck literally anything as long as it has a charming personality and a sardonic smile. If you can't convince a girl to fuck you when she's got a centaur from fallout on her smash cake it has nothing to do with not having a jawline or a six pack it's because you're an insufferable human being.
I was going to post a picture of what a centaur in Fallout looks like for people unaware of the games, but uh, I'm literally afraid of people's reactions. Just...google it okay. It's not a centaur like you may be picturing in mythology and I need you to know that.
FLY PLAY-LIKE BEHAVIOR
FLIES VOLUNTARILY ENGAGE WITH ENTERTAINING SPIN DEVICE
AAAAAAAHHHHH
Min Ding
Via: https://www.instagram.com/p/DG2QuZWPkGz/
"i mainly listen to pop-punk and emo and alt rock" yay! yippee :)
"i listen to everything but rap" no!!! first of all this information is so much less useful than just hearing what you do like. second of all, no the hell you do not listen to Catholic psychedelic synth folk. you're just singling out a distinctly black genre for Some Mysterious Reason
reading comprehension test:
When I was a kid I desperately desperately wanted there to be a Metroid movie but I was confident that it should be just two hours of watching Samus navigate a planet full of creatures with no dialog. As I got older I thought I learned better, that nobody but me would want that, but now I'm even older and people will watch ten hour video game longplays with no narration. I was right the first time. They should have me direct it. Give me 200 million dollars and I'll give you two hours of a tall blonde woman in power armor silently running around caverns full of bugs. No other speaking characters and no CG, wet latex aliens only.
I do not know this baby but I love this baby.
This is it. The singular most uplifting video I’ve ever seen in my entire life. When Sam said there’s good in the world worth fighting for he meant this.
How good is this?!
In House of Leaves, Navidson spends huge chunks of the book stuck in his home, while in Homestuck, John leaves the house almost immediately. Really makes you think.
*puts my cigarettes out on you*
*wuickly smokes it all before you can reach me*
oh a wise guy huh? *rolls up my sleeves* why I oughta…
*wuickly rolls your sleeves back down before you can hit me*
