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@pisspope / pisspope.tumblr.com

holy decrees and indulgences from my urinary tract to yours

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cat, they/she, 26, capricorn, intp, hairy man enjoyer

attack on titan has swallowed me whole but other fandoms will make appearances too, mostly baldur's gate 3 and dragon age

minors dni, the block button is not my friend but i will wield the weapon if i must. do not make me take up arms against u

this is a blog that partakes in the art of rotting over fictional men, and takes it very seriously /j. zeke yeager is my boyfie. do not allow me to elaborate

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and if i said disgraced jedi knight zeke yeager living in the lower levels of coruscant running spice and avoiding the law what then

never uses his saber bc he's ashamed of his lack of faith but he keeps the blade on his belt, as much for protection as it is a reminder of the oath he abandoned

thinking again about vampirism as disability

what if you slept all day and woke at night, lonely and frustrated. what if you couldn't go to social events, or even mundane public spaces like stores. what if you couldn't see the sun. what if you couldn't go to the pool, or the beach, or the creek. what if you couldn't eat what everyone else is eating. what if you couldn't eat at all. what if your basic needs came at the cost of your loved ones' quality of life. what if you became agitated, confused, maybe even violent if your needs weren't met. what if people blamed your behavior on demons, or worse, your own inherent evil. what if people saw you as a threat to your own community. what if the default response to your suffering was either indifference or violence. what if people thought you were better off dead, that you no longer count as human, that they're doing you a favor by letting you disappear. what if people assumed you must somehow deserve all of this. what about that.

I still think it’s objectively fucked how the world is built for morning people and if you wake up later than everyone else you’re seen as a malicious aberration of some sort. I am that but it’s not because I wake up at 11 fuck yourself

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