you’re the hot lunch

april fools in a few weeks. who will ask me to be their fool

stressed? take a little nap. feel unlovable? snooze it out bestie. want to end it all? snork mimimi

open window save me. save me open window

is that simple task bothering you queen

feeling like the health inspector

Taking a nap next to mom

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the sandwich price to minimum wage ratio is getting so fucked up

somebody get that girl a large sized beverage before she loses it completely

I'm like if a girl had the urge to scream and break something all the time but stays quiet instead

love a big ass purse. this is my bucket of garbage that i take everywhere. yes for emotional support

my problem is i am a girl who likes the idea of doing so many things but in reality only has the energy to daydream about doing those things rather than actually doing them

i hope everything gets easier soon. or at least funnier.

hey bro do you want to smoke some Ibuprofen with me

you can’t even run away and join the circus anymore

doctor voice hello yes im here returning your call about scheduling! ^_^ so the next appointment we have is tomorrow at 4am. after that the earliest we can get you in is december 2025... either of those sound good to you?

ever since i was a little girl i always wanted to be unemployed