I plead the fifth

HAPPY -208TH BIRTHDAY CAPTAIN KIRK YOU OL SO AND SO

20 minute sketch

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enemies to lovers is fine, but girl who thinks they're rivals x guy who doesn't and is in love with her? amazing

listen i can't be the only one this happens to

who knew eye colour determined universes

me: experiences a quarter of an ounce of something resembling joy

life: well, now, hold on a minute

yes they are toxic but it is because of the love. without the love it would be a lot healthier actually.

Well this is awkward...

Woah mama it's my own specter

Pikeposting

the funniest part about merlin is the fact that he’s even around for most of the show. like what the fuck is he doing there. no other person with a personal servant is tailed like arthur is. and yet nobody fucking blinks an eye at his presence.

like there are at least three separate occasions where the plot for an episode is uther sending arthur on a super secret confidential mission with the fate of the kingdom at stake, and they have a whole conversation like ‘i need you to understand the importance of the secrecy of this mission.’ ‘understood father, i will take only my most trusted men.’ ‘no arthur, you and YOU ALONE must go.’ ‘i understand.’ and then it cuts to the super secret mission and fucking merlin is just there. like. road trip with my best buddy. what a view. love this horse. like ARTHUR?

everyone always forgets he exists the second a fight happens, too. every goddamn time the knights go on a short patrol that god forbid merlin not tag along for they get attacked by bandits or whatever and merlin doesn’t even carry a fucking sword and after the fight arthur always turns around and merlin is just kinda standing there in the middle of the fight picking at a hang nail. nobody considers it wild that he’s there for all of this. the one time he actually bothered taking a sword off a dead guy to defend himself with arthur saw him holding it and he mocked it like ‘lol the fuck are you of all people gonna do with that’ THEY FULLY EXPECT HIM TO JUST STAND AND WAIT FOR THE FIGHT TO END

And every time Merlin hides behind a tree (in order to do magic to help, mind you) Arthur calls him a coward or says "tHanKs fOr yOur HelP MeRliN" like wtf did you expect him to do?? He doesn't have a sword, or an armor! He doesn't even have a pocket knife!! Did you expect him to fistfight the bandits, Arthur???

Janeway could have made wearing Starfleet uniforms optional. I would have loved to see Tom Paris piloting the ship in booty shorts and a Garfield t-shirt that lets the whole Delta Quadrant know how he really feels about Mondays

Riker when he can't manwhore his way out of a situation

this bitchless old man is stuck in my brain help