It's Been A Long Year, But You've Made It

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Worst part of transitioning is now all the stuff that made me a cool chick makes me a lame guy. Oh you skateboard? Get a fuckin job

misogyny isn’t like, a side oppression that gets tacked onto the main ones lol. some things literally are rooted in a hatred and policing of women and that’s still violent and unacceptable 

the joy of realizing someone is a similar type of freak as you

if i was a fictional character woukd you guys write fucked up angst fanfic about me yes or no

gay and transgender life in provincetown, massachusetts. chris korda, 1991.

WHAT’S THIS SPOOKY FELLA ROLLING FOR?

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my wife

"my fave did nothing wrong" oh yeah well MY fave fucked everything up and she's still my fave so

My fav did EVERYTHING wrong

Clown cars actually operate on two opposite sides of a bell curve - the most average-sized cars transporting a sensible amount of people are the least clown cars. So while the more famous type of clown car is the comically tiny vehicle that can fit an absurdly large amount of clowns inside, a huge fuck-off giant pavement princess ego truck that is only used for transporting the driver around is also a clown car.

The only way out is through.

"Idiots to lovers" works best when the idiots in question are extremely intelligent

I will never forget the flight I took to Paris in college and the tiny adorable child in the seat in front of me with his nose pressed against the window looking at the lights and squealing "OOOOOOH, C'EST MAGNIFIQUE!!!"

A jillion years ago I was on Thunder Mountain with @laurashapiro-noreally and there some kiddos on the ride too (naturally) and everyone went WOOOOOO as we dived down the track and @laurashapiro-noreally told me a kid nearby then said (in Spanish? Maybe Portuguese? There were a heap of Brazilian tourists) “woo is the same in every language!”

when you grew up as a lonely uncool girl it will never stop haunting you by the way. you will meet a cool person at a bar or the train station or at a friend's party and you can wear your most stylish outfit and striking eye makeup and you will swear that they can see through all of the facade and see the lonely terribly insecure teenage girl who desperately wants to connect and you will swear that they know that there is like an insurmountable gap between you. this will happen forever

They don’t tell you this but in the United States there is an extremely low chance to encounter a vehicle shaped like a hotdog

It looks like this