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Plant :]

@plantwriting

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The CEO of Kian Stone
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I've made a Ko-fi page!!! Feel free to pay me to make you stuff :]

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Banner by the incredibly talented @breach-of-conduct !!!!!

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Hi hello!! The name's Plant (not really but that's what I'm called soooo) and welcome to my insanity :)

I have a definitely very healthy attachment to JRWI and I am especially completely normal about BITB and I'm so normal about Kian Stone (/sarcasm)

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Pronouns any and all, but please mix them around instead of just using one. Aromantic, maybe bisexual but I've been wrong too many times and at this point I've given up trying to figure it out.

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My DMs and asks are always open! Don't be scared to message me I love talking with people that I share interests with!

Speaking of interests, other than JRWI I'm also into: The webcomic aurora, Your Turn To Die, Manic Street Preachers, Ghibli films and a lot of other random things. I will reblog a lot of just random stuff.

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Some other things!

https://archiveofourown.org/users/Plantwriting my ao3 where I post so far exclusively bitb but that might change

https://uquiz.com/gSdu07 uquiz :3

I have two alts, one is a NSFW blog that I’m willing to share with anyone over 18 if you’re interested, and the other is a blog for all kinds of agere things that I can share with any mutuals who want access :)

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My tags (that I have just come up with so they don't have anything yet):

#bitb boys get therapy on ao3 -my main fic series posting

#plantboytalking -just random thoughts and whatever

#plantboywithering -vents/complaining/talking about mental health issues

#plantinthebayou -bitb thoughts that I don't wanna clog the bitb tags with

#plantwriting -for all my writing things

#plantboyart -for whenever I post art (which is rarely but it does happen)

#plantcharacters -oc stuff :)

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#pinned post#bitb boys get therapy on ao3#plantboytalking#plantboywithering#plantinthebayou#plantwriting#plantboyart#plantcharacters
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Reblogged gh0stcav3
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Should go without saying but never date a cop and christ never marry one. Rule of thumb if he's legally untouchable he's ethically unfuckable. You don't like that cop, you like buff men in tight clothing. I can show you more of those, better ones. Take my hand.

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Hi guys. This post ain't about stereotyping random professions (farriers????), it's about how cops are effectively legally untouchable and if they hurt you, you have virtually no recourse. A quality that none of those other professions have. It's the inherent power imbalance of being bound to someone who can't be prosecuted.

The "firemen cheat" thing is actually a myth, union workers are both hot and professionally stable, paramedics are stressed out but otherwise fine, physical workers are not inferior to "thinkers" don't be fuckin classist, and "watch out for Farriers" is maybe the funniest thing anyone's ever said on this post.

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like the fuck are they gonna do lmao

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Having beef with the horse cobbler is objectively hilarious

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Weird as fuck to be chilling and suddenly I just. Exist. All of a sudden I’m here. Woah. Shit’s wild

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Reblogged zoppzoop
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Got reminded again of my old coworker who was a massive misogynist but also trans inclusive. Told me he believed trans women are indeed women because "only women would be stupid enough to want to be women"

I wonder what he's doing now

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He also aggressively corrected himself whenever he accidentally misgendered a trans guy we knew because "there's already more women than men in the world, the more numbers we steal from them, the better." Did that even when the trans guy wasn't around.

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I need to point out that he was completely serious btw. This man had no sense of humor on purpose.

He was a cook at the restaurant/bar I was a bartender at, and almost punched a costumer once because he overheard him talking about how women belong in the kitchen. Told me he thought women should stay out of kitchens, that cooking is a man's job and when I asked him what he thinks women should be doing, he went quiet for a moment, then proceeded to explain to me the following

"I trust a bitch to run a kitchen as much as she can run a country, they should do shit like plumbing. Or electricity. Something you can just learn to do and don't need to lead, you know?"

Apparently women are good at "fixing shit". He claimed that he doesn't trust male plumbers or electricians except if they're gay because "something most be wrong with you if you want to go fix other people's houses, that's that maternal instinct"

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Reblogged fallengrizzly
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LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKERS

SEE THIS WEBSITE? 

ITS CALLED WOLFRAM ALPHA

THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN WEBSITE FOR ACADEMIC SHIT. FUCK GOOGLE. 

THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL LET YOU SEARCH “HOSPITAL BEDS IN CHAD VS. IRAN” 

AND IT GIVES YOU A STRAIGHT GODDAMN ANSWER 

MAYBE YOU’RE NOT INTERESTED IN DOCTORNESS OF THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES COOL SHIT 

HAVING TROUBLE WITH MATH?

HOLY SHIT

OR MAYBE YOU WANNA DICK AROUND

WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT

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Reblogging to save a life and a gpa

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IT CAN DO STUFF ORHER THAN MATH??!!!?!!!????? FUCKING WHAT??!!!!!???

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wow

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pure fucking gold right here

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Reblogged pulchrasilva
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"OP why are you mad that your words are being misinterpreted you're on the piss on the poor website" actually i think it's very reasonable to demand people pay attention to the words they use, the choices they make, the things they believe, and their capacity for empathy and comprehension and that it's sort of weird that you're finding humor in making excuses to just believe that there simply is no possible way to improve your actions

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