Pinned
drew plasma secret agents for my fic because apparently writing 100k words of them wasn’t immersive enough and i needed visuals. for science. (fic linked below if u want to read about 2 losers doing everything other than their jobs)
whoever decided to make jay a bounty hunter in season 3 is a genius
au where instead of narrowly escaping death every chance he gets jay is literally the only ninja that keeps fucking dying and at one point they get so sick of him dying and coming back to life every other month that they put him in one of those big ass plastic bubbles but then it backfires because he rolls off of a cliff and dies again
Man, a guy saves the child son of his sworn enemy from dying in a volcano one time and the kid imprints on him like a duckling
“nya’s bob is coming back” i say into the mic. the unwoke crowd boos. i begin to walk off the stage in shame.
“no she’s right” i hear a woke voice in the back say. the lights come on. it’s kelly metzger herself