Plastic Henbit

Yeah so unfortunately, my friend was right. Muttering 'I'm gonna put on the greatest talent show this town has ever seen' darkly to myself is not only vastly funnier than saying I'm gonna kms, but is also somehow more concerning to anyone who might overhear it

aw yeah antlion

today's bug thing is this glass beetle sculpture!

Touch

Does all of Tumblr know this man?

why are all of your screenshots covered in molasses

My, my… what big teeth you have! Meet the Pacific stargazer (Astroscopus zephyreus). Found in coastal waters from California to Peru, this fish is an ambush hunter. Spending most of its life buried beneath the sand, the stargazer’s upturned face is an adaptation that allows it to see even when most of its body is concealed. What’s more? This species is capable of stunning prey with electrical shocks of up to 50 volts! Photo: alboertoalcala, CC BY 4.0 iNaturalist

illegal immigration is swag and epic and i salute everyone who does it. personally i think if you can afford to move somewhere you should be allowed to live there no questions asked. actually even if you cant afford it, it's not like i can afford to live here either. who give a shit.

Indian Roller (Coracias benghalensis), family Coraciidae, order Coraciiformes, India

photograph by Vikram Ramesh

obsessed with this guy why does it look like an unfinished placeholder texture. what's with the one section of Normal Bird Colour and then the rest looks like you coloured it in with sharpies

sheepish is a really funny word. fuck im so nervous (turns into this)

[Image description: A sheep in a field, staring face on at the viewer./end id]

Agricultural pest? Destroyer of trees?? This silly little thing???

Look at this little menace to society cleaning herself like a kitty. Amazing

Injuries you sustain while drunk shouldnt translste to your sober form because its been two days and im still going ooo ah ouch yeowch whenever I do anything all because I was lured in by 2.50 doubles and then fell over

...and I give my love to you

Things will never work out the way you expect you can’t stay in paralysis waiting for the right moment forever or you will experience nothing. Keep it moving and remember not knowing how things will go is part of the excitement of living

i know most leftists agree that everybody should have a right to food, water, shelter, and healthcare but i think a vitally important fifth pillar is privacy. people should not be compelled to be tracked, monitored, or to share personal space with others to access their other essential rights