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crazy thang is whenever someone makes a post talkng about how xyz thing annoys them someone will always go 'oh so we're not even allowed to do [thing] anymore??' like no you literally can. that person just will not like you. if that is enough to stop you then its not that youre not allowed its that you are not capable of existing outside of the approval of others
why are you asking for permission. begging? are you a dog or a man
there it is
ADHD is such nonsense sometimes. I was worried my PMDD had escalated and was continuing into my cycle and that I’d never know the warmth of sunshine on my skin or the fresh taste of strawberries.
And then I decluttered the bedroom and removed something I’d been meaning to tackle for weeks and ah, I see. I am not in actual fact on the brink of a nervous breakdown, I was just visually overstimulated and my ADHD was doing the nervous system equivalent of a chihuahua shaking itself to death out of sheer nervous existence. As though I don’t have actual Horrors to be overwhelmed by but no, the chair in the corner that had become a dumping ground for all my stuff was my mental limit.
Turns out I’m not evil and just needed to get rid of the mountain of cardboard that’s been living in my house since January. Who knew?
I’m sure someone without executive dysfunction, but fuck them for playing the game of life without concrete shoes on.
A few weeks ago I moved a shelf out of my kitchen to make room for my new mini-freezer, and I just left it by the door because it was cold and I didn't want to take it out to the shed.
It has been sitting there ever since.
Finally moved it today and, what do you know, I don't feel like my livingroom is trying to attack me anymore! Wild.
"fuck them for playing the game of life without concrete shoes on" is such a relatable sentiment.
This high school drumline’s incredible performance included only drumstick
Impressive
My thoughts as I watched:
“Heh, that’s cute.”
“Okay, that’s cool.”
“Dude.”
*reblogs*
One of my fav things about this is that they clearly tried this several times cause you can see her cleaning her face off from the last attempt in the background. What a team player.
We never really talked about it but The Ugly Ducking that grew up to be a beautiful swan was still probably pretty fugly from a duck’s perspective
Like that story isn’t about an ugly duckling that grew up sexy, it’s a fucking swan was judged as a duck and hated itself as a duck until it found out it wasn’t a duck and stopped trying to be a duck.
The actual ducks in the neighborhood were probably still looking around at perfectly normal swans like “damn, look at those busted ass ducks”
This is pretty important, actually. The good ending is finding the other swans, not tearing yourself to pieces trying to impress the ducks.
we’re really at that point in the year where no one cares about anything huh
My psych professor mentioned swaddling in lecture so I emailed him a picture of me being swaddled in my dorm room and asked if I could get extra credit because it was really hot in there and I got really sweaty and he was like “fabulous, sure”
I’m going to miss the Honors Advisor from my university.
This is definitely my favorite email i’ve recieved from a professor, with the subject line “back at it”.
healthcare should not have a weight limit.
like it doesn’t matter if a person is so fat they’re immobile & have infections in their skin folds & need assistance with everything from hygiene to cooking to cleaning etc. they should still get good medical care.
the fattest person you possibly imagine still deserves medical care. it also doesn’t matter why they’re fat, even if that person got fat because all they did was eat and eat without ever exercising, they still deserve medical care.
How much of a freak are you? what are your kinks?
kindness and empathy
trying to divvy out kinks to your ocs is lowkey embarrassing but also feels like this
"shipping and blorbofication are not inherently at odds with understanding a story's deep themes" and "some people can't grasp the themes of a story because they never learned how to engage with stories outside of the lens of shipping and blorbofication" are two statements that can coexist
quite literally me when i am lying
transcript:
woman: why are the heard and mcdonald islands, which don't export to the united states, and are quite literally inhabited by penguins -- why do they face 10% tariffs? did you use AI to generate this?
man: [extremely nervous and suspicious laughter] ehehehe..... no.....
You caaaaan't leave out the best part
kingchefyaoi calling in the cavalry to save viewership.
different tweet but just as important
Eartha Kitt shows off her strength and athletism by doing yoga at the beach, 1960s.
the last couple of days I've been noticing way more buds than usual on the branches of trees and bushes. I think something big is about to happen
