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Kinky NSFW of all kinds (mostly preg-centric! If that isn't your thing, just be warned!). Sideblog for general NSFW is @chefcrawdaddy. 18+, obviously— minors, get outta here, you are not welcome in any way. Absolutely no fucking tolerance for maps or terfs or anything of the sort, y'all fuck right off. 24, they/she, bi and vaguely ace. Feel free to shoot a DM my way- nothing crazy right off the bat, obviously. Just be respectful. ^^ Open to literate RP (as a carrier only)! And, of course, everything on this blog is fiction and fantasy. I have no desire for this kink to be any part of my life outside of this, so I don't want any personal inquiries about it for myself, thanks!

Intro Post/RP Info

Hey there! Call me JH. 24, they/them, bi and vaguely ace. This is a bit overdue; the account has been around for a while. ^^ I'm an artist, writer, and editor, and I’ve done RP for years. I do labor/birth focused RPs, but depending on my partner/concept, I’m willing to have a good amount of buildup as well. I only play carrier, and I do 3rd person past tense. Open to m/f, f/f, nb/f, nb/m, or nb/nb. Sorry, not super into writing for mpreg, personally! I'm a switch and can play dom or sub. I RP primarily on discord, so if we chat, we can keep talking on there. :) I'm only interested in LITERATE RP, with proper grammar and a lot of detail. I would prefer to have at least some worldbuilding chat prior to establish character and story! I’m usually open to most genres, and particularly love fantasy, western, some sci, and some realism, etc. I have several prompts up my sleeve if you don't have any, or we can write one together, or combine a few ideas. I love working collaboratively and creating fun concepts that both people will enjoy. In general, just be respectful and communicate! I try to be as friendly and open as possible, and I just love talking to people. :) However, I do have chronic illness that sometimes takes me off the internet for long periods of time. If we get into a regular RP or chat, I'll try my best to let you know and keep you updated if something happens!

WRITING LIKES:

  • romance/fluff/wholesome situations (I love when the partner is romantically involved with the carrier, or if they're falling for each other! Better tension ^^ I also love anything soft and sweet.)
  • dangerous situations and angst (That being said, also totally into the birth being in a scary situation, or if the characters are living in a dangerous world with threats to them. Makes it fun and raises the stakes! If the carrier has been through trauma, I love when their partner is soft to them about it.)
  • OCs (Will rarely ever do fandom! I will write/am okay with a partner writing humans, vampires, mermaids, fae/fairies, centaurs, elves, werewolves, tieflings, angels, aliens, etc. Most of the time, it's a yes, long as it's humanoid! Open to some very specific furries (I have a moth OC, but it's still live birth, no egg laying. I'd be potentially open to some kind of feline or canid, and I have a zygerrian mandalorian star wars OC.)
  • A/B/O (I mean, the dynamics are just FUN. Especially when it's queer.)

In terms of anything non-preg kind of stuff: BDSM/aftercare, eating out, teasing, possessiveness (like, a sexy healthy amount), enemies to lovers, rough sex, some masochism, clothed sex, monsterfucking <3, semi-public/risky sex and needing to be sneaky, consensual breeding KINKS:

  • pregnancy (late term and overdue)/sometimes breeding
  • pregnancy struggles (trouble traveling, lightheadedness, overheating, fainting, exhaustion, back pain, swelling, etc.)
  • morning sickness/nausea/vomiting/hyperemesis gravidarum— stomach issues in general!
  • pregnancy sex/belly worship
  • rapid/magical permapreg and frequent birthing
  • lactation and belly movement
  • long, difficult births
  • occasionally adding pleasure from the partner to ease labor and giving some orgasmic/erotic elements to the birth (can start out painful and then get easier, or both partners can enjoy the activities c; Preferably with difficulty and pain, but to the point where it still feels amazing for the birther. Can be unexpected or planned.)
  • being overwhelmed, stressed, panicked, desperate, helpless, stranded, forced to be quiet… anything of the sort!
  • complications like unexpected multiples (up to 3), clothing birth (panties, pants, dresses, stockings, literally anything, it’s a fav. I love the slow removal of clothing when a birth gets more intense.), inconvenient locations (stuck, stranded, traveling, etc. Particular favs are cars, elevators, toilets and restrooms, important events, anything in public.), difficult sizes and birth positions, size differences between partners
  • birth denial (both denying that the carrier is in labor or having something to prevent the birth)
  • heavy water breaking, constant fluid, gushy, messy births (Especially when it’s super obvious, and continues occurring during pushing.)
  • vocal births (particularly moaning and panting but anything. Grunting, whimpering, whining, screaming, pleading and begging.)
  • caretaking, pampering, worship/praise (from either/both)
  • supportive, protective/at times slightly possessive partners

LIMITS:

  • incest (including step-family. I'm pretty close to my family, so the idea just squicks me out personally.)
  • anything underage/ageplay (this is probably my biggest hard pass. Ageplay is really really not my thing.)
  • vore (Just not for me!)
  • hyperpreg (unless it's something like anthros, or some other magical thing, I stick to 3 at max! Particularly a fan of twins and surprise multiples.)
  • unbirth (just not really my thing!)
  • protag death (I looove dark themes, but I'm not usually a fan of this. I'm kinda a sucker for a happy ending.)
  • rape/abuse/nonconsent played as romance (Can be discussed as something that occurred, but not at all romanticized. If it's like someone was in a relationship in the past they believed to be love, or if they're getting out of one of those relationships, it's all good. I just don't want it portrayed as something good.)
  • racism/misogyny/homophobia/transphobia (kinda the same deal! If we talk about it as something that happened to a character before, that's okay, but I don't want it in a kink way/romanticized.)

A few main OCs are:

  • A western-based OC who works as a skilled mercenary of sorts, but also does small jobs. Previously was a lounge singer and had a very, very unfortunate relationship with a wealthy guy.
  • A pirate captain who used to be a siren, cursed by a former captor to turn into a human and remain pregnant. Has a crew of other fantastic creatures and people who are profusely loyal and are considered family.
  • An elf/fae type creature who was also cursed to give birth to various monsters, originally for a corrupt army- she takes care of them instead and loves them.

Any of these OCs can be shifted in genre or put into other universes, and I also frequently create new OCs for RPs.

I'm open to responding to messages regarding RP or just in general, but be respectful, please! Thank you!

Birth encouragement lines I’ve never actually heard but would make me so hot if I ever did hear them:

“Keep your legs spread wide open so we can all see.”

“Oh, honey. I know you’re squirting everywhere. It’s okay. It’s normal. Birth is messy.”

“On the next contraction I need you to scream as loud as you can and get this head to crown.”

“It’s okay if you pee during birth. Accidents happen. Just focus on pushing out your baby.”

I cannot stress enough to you that all American government agencies are falling apart at the seams right now and they will not be put back together for the foreseeable future. EPA DHS ED VA FDA NIH IRS CDC HHS NPS etc... Elon Musk is dismantling everything. Anyone who resigns or is laid off now, the word we (I am an agency employee) are receiving internally is that their position will be abolished, not backfilled.

Do you like eating clean, safe food?

Do you like having clean, safe air and water?

Do you want experts monitoring developing infectious diseases?

Do you like getting tax returns?

Do you want your children to have free, quality, public education?

If so, you need to write to your senators and representatives RIGHT NOW. Trump is not obeying the rule of law. He is illegally firing all the inspectors general of these agencies (they are literally being escorted by security out of their offices) so that there is no one left to stop him from doing quite literally anything he wants. He has bypassed the internal structure of all of the agencies by plugging in external email servers to push typo-filled emails and memos written by employees of the heritage foundation directly into the inbox of every federal agency employee in the country, threatening to terminate them.

The rule of law is dead. The only mechanism left to stop any of this is mass public outcry via convincing your state's congressmen & women to do something, because right now they are staying absolutely silent and none of us in these agencies can figure out why. A massacre is happening right now and every single American will feel the material, concrete consequences of this in their daily lives very soon if nothing is done.

Please help me boost this information.

The news is largely not reporting on what is happening.

Literally all federal workers are currently using this subreddit as our only anonymous gathering place (we all fear doxing and retaliation) and accurate news source https://www.reddit.com/r/fednews/. If you want to know what is going on, keep up with this.

This is current breaking news coming from this subreddit:

We don't understand why no one is saying or doing anything. Elon musk is shoving federal guardrails aside to gain personal access to sensitive government systems and information of American citizens

here's a good resource i've used before -- i am not sure what the over under is on faxing vs calling, but thought I'd share

and here's an easy way to find all the numbers you might need with built in scripts for specific issues.

What I've been doing is contacting my senators and representatives via the contact information available on national House and Senate websites.

https://www.house.gov/representatives/find-your-representative

https://www.congress.gov/members/find-your-member

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god. i want that to be me.

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Can be arranged and would love to see it

BUILD A BIRTH VOL. 2 - now with birth denial options!

  • send an ask with a string of emojis from below to build a birth prompt!

CARRIER GENDER

🤰  female 🫃  male 🫄  nonbinary

TYPE OF BIRTH

🍼 human 🥚 egg ❔ nonhuman (specify)

NUMBER OF BABIES

1️⃣  Singleton 2️⃣  Twins 3️⃣  Triplets 4️⃣  Quads #️⃣  Other (Specify)

LOCATION

🌲  forest 🏖️  beach 🏠  home 🚜  farm 🏢  office building 🏥  hospital 🛒  store 🚃  train/subway 🚗  car 🚌  bus ⛵  boat ✈️  plane 🧭  other (requestor specify)

MANNER OF DENIAL

🩲  tight clothing 🫴  holding head 🖐️  pushing baby back in 🔒  chastity belt 🪢  legs tied together 🤸  bad positions 💬  being told not to push 🛑  refusing to push 💊  medication 🔌 plug/other toy 🚩  forced denial 🏳️  willing denial 🃏  other (requestor specify)

POSITIONS

🧍  standing 🪑  sitting 🧎  kneeling 🙇  all fours 🛌  laying down 🦵  squatting 💧  water birth 🧘  other (requestor specify)

COMPLICATIONS

🦶  footling breech 👣  frank breech 🍳  posterior baby 💪  shoulder dystocia 💨  precipitous (extremely short) labor 🐢  prolonged labor ⌛  overdue

BONUSES!

🎚️  macrosomia (9+ lbs baby) 🧠  didn't know they were pregnant ⁉️  surprise twin/triplet/multiple 💦  orgasmic birth ⚡ rapid preg/birth

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THE GREAT BIG GRAVID PREGNANCY KINK ASK GAME

There are some very fun preg or belly kink ask games out there, but the one's I've seen are typically focused on one flavor of said kink, or aren't strictly pregnancy-focused or are heavily gendered.

So I thought I'd to cook up 50 fun, kinky but not outright explicit, questions for an ask game. All pretty broad in application, and gender neutral! Please enjoy! _______________________________________________________

  1. What's your favorite aspect of pregnancy? What makes it hot for you in a kink sense?
  2. Would you rather be with someone who IS pregnant, or be pregnant YOURSELF? (or both?)
  3. Do you prefer pregnant bellies that sit high, or carry low?
  4. Do you prefer a pregnant belly that leans more "torpedo belly" or "beachball belly", or something else?
  5. Favorite pregnancy blemish (stretchmarks, veins, linea nigra, ect), if any?
  6. If you could only pick one, would you keep hyperpreg, rapid preg, or perma preg? Why?
  7. Favorite NON-physical attribute of pregnancy? (Ex: cravings, pregnancy brain, nesting)
  8. Most niche part of pregnancy that fits into your kink?
  9. How pregnant is TOO pregnant where it stops being hot?
  10. Thoughts on ill-fitting/outgrowing clothes with pregnancy?
  11. Do you prefer bare, partially covered, or tightly clothed pregnant bellies?
  12. Do you have a favorite occupation to see a pregnant person performing?
  13. In preg kink writings, when a pregnancy is abnormal in any way, do you prefer when it's supernatural (fantasy), technological (sci-fi), explained some other way, or not explained at all?
  14. Who are some of your favorite preg kink artists/blogs?
  15. Do you prefer when a pregnancy is super encumbering, or doesn't limit the pregnant person in an extreme way?
  16. How do you feel about pregnancy and stuckage?
  17. How do you feel about pregnancy and stuffing, or vore, or wg, or inflation, or any other kink that increases belly size?
  18. How do you feel about pregnancy paired with another, non-belly related kink? (asker may specify)
  19. Thoughts on pregnant belly worship?
  20. Thoughts on pregnant belly manipulation? (like pushing on or shaking a pregnant belly)
  21. What's something kinky you would love to do to a pregnant belly, outside of the realm of normal pampering or worship?
  22. What's an outfit you'd love to see a pregnant person wear?
  23. For kink purposes, what's your favorite stage of pregnancy?
  24. Favorite view for a belly? (straight on, side profile, POV looking down as though it's yours, ect)
  25. Do you prefer a pregnant person dressed to the nines, or basically in their pajamas?
  26. Describe one of your most self indulgent preg kink fantasies in full.
  27. Do you prefer super active pregnant bellies, or bellies with calmer babies?
  28. Do you prefer smooth and blemishless pregnant bellies, or ones with lots of marks and veins and strain?
  29. Favorite non-belly physical attribute of a pregnant person?
  30. Favorite state for a belly button on a pregnant belly? (innie, outie, flat, ect)
  31. Thoughts on pregnant bellies with a soft layer of chub around them?
  32. Favorite word to describe a pregnant belly?
  33. Do you prefer when a pregnant person is "maxed out" and at the height of their possible growth, or big but still growing, lending to some anticipation for what's to come?
  34. What's your ideal rapid preg growth speed? How long should it ideally take to go from a flat tummy to full term?
  35. Do you prefer a large/overdue singleton, or a batch of multiples?
  36. What what point does "high order multiples" become "hyper preg" to you?
  37. Thoughts on monsterpreg? If you enjoy it, what's your favorite monster to be/see someone pregnant with?
  38. If you enjoy pregnancy encumbering mobility, do you prefer if its due to size, or weight? or both?
  39. Do you think of a pregnancy kink as a more "vanilla" kink, or as one of the weirder ones?
  40. What are some aspects of pregnancy that you enjoy in a kink way that AREN'T the pregnancy itself? (Ex: breeding, labor, birth, lactation, ect)
  41. Have you told anyone you know IRL about your pregnancy kink? If so, who (within reason privacy wise), and how did they take it?
  42. Favorite piece of pregnancy-centric media? (could be for kink purposes or otherwise)
  43. Favorite part of a pregnant belly?
  44. Thoughts on belly piercings on pregnant bellies?
  45. In a kink context, what's an activity you would you like to be doing/see someone doing while pregnant?
  46. At what point does a pregnant belly go from "big" to "huge"?
  47. Do you have any preg kink "guilty pleasures"? What is one, if you have any and are willing to share?
  48. Do you have another kink that you enjoy mixing with pregnancy? If so, what is it?
  49. Do you have any irl stories or anecdotes that relate to your pregnancy kink in way way? Care to share?
  50. In as much detail as possible, what's your IDEAL pregnant belly?
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I love birthing noises. When the baby drops real low, and you can’t control your breathing anymore. Can’t even speak. You’re just diminished to grunts, moaning and groaning as you bear down uncontrollably.

You don’t care if people hear you anymore. The only thought in your mind is the need to give birth.

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You know what's hot? Pregnant people trying to fit into their pre-pregnant bras. 🥵 Their tits just overflowing out of the cups is just *chefs kiss*

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A Halloween to remember

This is a story I was asked to write for @tara-b who asked me to write an account of the day her twin sons were born on Halloween 2023. Part detailed by her, part artistic licence I hope you enjoy the story.

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On stage dancing, and so in love with my secret. Well. Secrets.

I felt everyone's eyes on me as I danced, swinging my hips back and forth with my swollen belly on display for the whole room, but I only cared about the weight of one set of eyes.

Yours.

Before it was my slot on the stage, you'd reserved a private dance in one of the clubs backrooms. You and I, we'd been there before. All the girls made fun of me for being your favorite, since you had been asking to see me every week for the last 9 months. If anyone had bothered looking at a calendar they'd guess what we know. This baby inside me? It belongs to you. We made it together in that same room we'd been fucking for months.

At first you were just another client. Then you were my favorite dick. Now... You're just my favorite. It's the way you pull my hair when you cum. It's the way you pant out my name while I'm licking your cock. It's the way you hold me close after we've both come so many times. It's the way you watch me dance the rest of the night.

Just an hour ago I was on that dick. And as you surged into me for the last time, fierce and rock hard my voice keening around my orgasm as you pinched my nipples at just the right moment, my belly seized. My first contraction and you were inside me for it. Ours eyes caught. And you whispered 'Its Ok. You can go dance tonight. But don't push on stage. That's for me."

So here I was. Dancing for the room. Feeling the rough slide of dollar bills against my skin as men who had no idea just how close I was to birth tipped me for setting their wildest fantasies alight. Feeling the pulsing grip of contractions, not in time with the music, and god how I wished they were. As I swayed, and gyrated my way through these increasingly painful surges.

I knew you were watching, and that's why I felt safe. You were watching and that's how you saw the tightening of my hand on the pole as a new contraction came hard enough to try to take me off my feet. As I moaned, the sound swallowed by the pulsing beat.

You let it happen a few more times. I hope you were enjoying our secrets. And then, you rang your bell. The VIP bell that lets you summon a dancer to your table.

The sound rang out across the club, and all the dancers stopped, and lined up facing the VIP area. You came to the stage and teased me. You walked up and down the line of dancers, acting as though you were selecting a girl. And just when I started to get scared, feeling another contraction coming, and letting out the lowest whine because fuck it hurt to stand still with these rolling through me, you turned and held your hand out to me.

The other girls went back to their poles, and you and I? We did something we've never done before. You led me towards the exit, and whispered in my ear quickly "Hide it just a little longer my love". You disengaged your hand from my tight grip, went to the counter and said "I'd like to take one to go. Have my car brought around".

You grabbed my hand again and started to walk away and I wanted to follow you. But I was being ravaged. Ravaged by my body trying to prepare to birth our secret. In my efforts to be quiet, inconspicuous, I had shut down, and my feet literally would not follow you. You felt the pull, and whipped around, a look of consternation on your face as you strode back. "Come on now, no need to be timid" you crooned, and I tightened my grip on your hand trying desperately to convey what was happening. Pleasing for you to understand. And you did. You came to me, and held me tight, whispering again "It's okay. Breathe, breathe and then we'll walk out this door, get in my car and I'll make this all okay baby".

Your soothing words whispered in my ear, the light breaths turning me on so desperately as the contraction faded, and I could move. You quickly ushered me towards the front door, the smoked glass sliding away to reveal your car waiting for us.

You held the door open for me and I took advantage of this pause between pains to clamber in. As I slid across the leather bench seat a new contraction started and I tensed, clutching on to the seatbelt, wondering how the hell I was going to do this while you drove us wherever we were going. I was so focused on the pain I didn't even hear the car door open and shut in the back, and then the front. I just felt the bench seat dip under your weight, and my eyes flew open as you leaned forward and brought up an opaque divider in the car.

Breathing out hard to try to catch my breath I panted "A driver? Wow big boy. I had no idea how wealthy you must be." With an amused snort you hit a few more buttons and some sultry music starts to play softly in the car before you turn to me and say "Really little doll? You know how much sessions with you are don't you? "

And then we're done talking for the moment, your lips finding mine just as your driver starts to pull out of the club's lot. As we kiss, I arch into you, desperate for the way your body feels against mine. For the comfort of the man I've secretly fallen in love with, and my belly tightens. You can feel the tightening because you pull back and watch the way the outline of my stomach changes, and while I'm panting, panting, trying to make it through this pain you tip my face up to meet your eyes and say "You can make noise baby. You're safe."

So I groan. A low register. And I clutch at your shoulders as I twist in the seat alternating between pushing into your hard abdomen and pushing back against the leather seat. "Good girl. That's it. Ride the wave" you whisper to me as I writhe.

As the contraction starts to let up, I hurry to ask "Where are we going? How will I get home?" Needing to get the questions out before another pain comes, and not sure how long I have as they've really picked up pace. You chuckle, and nuzzle into my neck kissing and suckling along the way you know always gets me dripping as you say "We ARE going home. You didn't think I'd let my child and the mother of my child not live with me did you? Don't you want to be mine little doll? Mine forever?"

"oOoOOh!" I moan out as my contraction builds again "Haaaa Haaaa Haaaa haaaaaAAAH!" I want to respond to you but I can't talk through these feelings. My belly is seizing. But the baby inside is shifting, sliding down hard into my hips. But your kisses are lighting me on fire, and my hips are swaying up off the seat towards you in a totally lewd way. But you understand. And you just keep licking and sucking, your fingers finding their way to the waistband of my pathetically small little jean shorts I wear for dancing in these days. You grab the edge and slide them down over my hips and ass as I thrust towards you.

Finally those muscles in my abdomen relax and I can talk again. "I'm coming home with you? Forever? Yes please Sir. I need you forever. Every night. I missed you every night." My admissions breathy and clingy and desperate, just like me. But you like it. You groan loudly, rivaling me, and take one of my hands from your shoulder and place it on your bulge, you're rock hard. Harder than usual.

"Oh! You like this? You like hearing me struggle?" I ask as I reach down with the other hand to un do your fly and pull you out before stroking you hard. "Good thing I put on such a good show. You know I get off on making you happy, right Sir? Just tell me what you want to see baby, and I'll try my hardest". By the time I got out the word "show" I felt your dick pulse in recognition at my words and I smiled knowing we were both going to get what we needed.

You stopped nibbling right as the latest pain wrapped me in it's embrace, and you stared at me growling "Anything I want to see?"

And all I can do is nod and pant as that contraction wraps through my body. I let my hands fly to your hips because I feel this one rolling through me and I know I'm going to squeeze you tight to get through it. Better to not have my favorite dick in my hands when I can't help but contract every muscle in my body. And as I start to dig into your hips and arch my belly into your abs, you mutter "Then groan for me baby. Groan and pant and writhe on me until you need to push."

So I do. I let the groan out as I exist in this torrent of pain, and when it's done, I push you down to the bench and climb on top. When you quirk an eyebrow at me I say "Well... You told me to writhe on you!". Your lips quirk up in that smile I've come to love and then you slide your hands into my hair. Fisting it as you lean down and suckle my nipples hard.

And we ride that way for hours. Me alternating between arching off your lap and pressing down hard on your dick as I ride out contractions. You, guiding my body with your huge hands. On my waist. On my hips. In my hair. In my pussy. Somewhere in there you found the time to press a button and ask your driver to keep circling until told otherwise. All the while I'm groaning and moaning and panting. I couldn't tell you how long we were like that before I tensed and barked out "Oh. Oh Fuck. The pressure. I. It's coming. I need to push!"

"Really" you growled out "let me check", and you slid your fingers up my pussy whispering "You know how strange it was finding a doctor who would teach me how to check this?" As you slide and stretch your massive fingers inside me I'm panting, blowing out so hard. Waiting for you to tell me I can follow my body's orders. "Hmmmp not quite. Pant through a few more contractions baby and then I'll check again"

And with that dismal news I cry out as another contraction slams into me, and all I want to do is push this baby down and out, and my moan is less of a moan and more a choked scream. Your free hand grabs my chin. You make me lock eyes with you and you say "Breathe. Pant. Scratch me up. Whatever you need to get through these babydoll" I manage a nod and then my head is buried in the crook of your neck. Your hand running soothingly, rhythmically along my back as I pant and claw at your sides while the contraction ramps up uP UP but I don't push. And it fades away. Not 10 seconds later there's another one. Building. Building. My body screaming at me to push. My nails digging into the luxurious fabric of your button down. My breath catching as I focus on doing anything but bearing down. It's three more contractions before you tell me you're going to check again, and you hope I have a long enough break for you to check.

Your hand slides back inside me, and we feel it. Another contraction starting. So you coo at me "It's okay. It's okay. I'll be done soon. Breathe. Bite. Scream. It's okay" all while sliding further in pushing in while my whole body tenses against you. "That's it. Good girl. You did it. You're dilated to 10. Good girl. I'm going to pull my hand out. And then you're going to push our baby out. And then I'm going to marry you."

My vision went white right about when you told me to bite. I could do nothing. Locked in a vice of pain with this intrusion inside my canal as you checked my dilation. As it moved from searing white to soft grey static in time with you pulling your arm free I heard you praising me. I reveled in it so much I almost didn't hear you telling me to push.

But my body heard you. With my arms locked around your neck, and my legs thrown over yours I bore down. The gravity helping tremendously as I was finally able to give into the urge and push. I had been so loud before. So groany. But now I just pushed. With two strong pushes I moved the baby so far down I could feel my pussy starting to bulge and a squeal escaped me at the slight burn.

You knew. Of course you knew. You had your hand in place to help hold the head back as I pushed. The burn brought me back into reality and my eyes flew open. "...girl. good push. That's it. So good. So proud. You can do it. I love you." You were whispering to me the whole time? Oh. God. I love you too.

When my body tenses and another squeal escaped me as a new contraction begged me to push again and push hard, you spoke louder. "Listen to me. Can you hear me?" I nodded my face buried against the leather of the seat as though I was trying to escape this pain. "Good. Good girl. Babydoll, you're going to pant. You're going to pant and let this head slide down by itself a little bit OK? I love that pussy of yours, so let's let it stretch not tear."

As I panted through four agonizing contractions you praised me. You rubbed your hand along our baby's head. Along my stretching skin. Along my clit. And then you just said "Okay baby"

And I pushed into your hands. I screamed. The skin you had so lovingly been stroking and stretching did indeed make it over the crown of our baby without tearing, but it was close. I was at capacity. And I felt such a horrible burn. The contraction faded. I let out a jagged moan as I breathed through the pain of having to hold that baby head half in half out as I waited for another contraction to surge through and let me push this baby free.

With a sharp scream the head slid into your waiting hands at the very start of my next push. And I didn't stop. I kept hearing down feeling the baby rotate as the shoulders began to press through me. Push. Push. PUSH. And then it was done.

I wasn't pregnant anymore. You held the baby up to me, and tucked the hair back behind my ear as you looked me in the eyes and said "I'd like to do that again with you. But knowing your name, and you knowing mine. Since I'm planning on it being yours too. Marry me? Fuck me? Birth on me. Forever?"

Claiming your mouth with mine I cried "Yes. Yes. Please Sir."

And it was all because you liked the way I'd looked on the pole. How lucky was I?

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birthluvmom2

I delivered my friend's baby like this

The ceasefire agreement was reached and joy is floating among the Palestinian people

The joy is indescribable here all over the Gaza Strip. This thing seems like a literal miracle.

Gaza is still being bombed while waiting for the ceasefire, and at least 73 innocent palestinians have been martyred since the agreement. Please don’t think that the agreement means they no longer need your support, now is an opportunity to donate to make sure they have the funds to evacuate once the border finally opens again!!!

I’m asking you to put your age in your bio (FAQ)

What does that mean? Your age should be visible in your blog description or blog title. I’m not asking you to tell me your age by sending me a private message, I want to be able to see it on your blog. Do I have to share my exact age? If you prefer not to share your exact age, it’s also okay use a description like “20 something years old”, “in my 40′s”, “25 < my age < 30″, “born in the 80s” or your birth year. However, “18+” does not count as an age since it’s too vague and can also just be used as a synonym for NSFW. Why do I have to share my age? Because this is an NSFW blog and I want to try my best to make sure no minors are following me. Also, I prefer knowing a bit more (basic info!) about the people who are following me than just their kinks. Why don’t you just ask me? It’s a hell lot of work to keep sending everyone private messages just to ask for their age. If it’s easy to reply with a message, then I’m sure you can change your blog description too. Also, I’m sure I’m not the only NSFW blog you decided to follow, and many others want you to put your age in your bio as well. But it’s private information! Telling us whether you’re in your 20s or 40s isn’t gonna make us find out who you are exactly. It’s not “private info”, it’s basic info. But I still don’t wanna do it… Then I’m happy to block you.

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