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Pokemon Rap Ghost Writer

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#unreality // send requests plz
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Hey, I'm an aspiring pokerapper working on my lyricism. Send requests to my ask box!

Some ideas for things you can request me to write about:

  • Pokemon
  • Pokemon types
  • Poke-celebrities (like famous trainers, gym leaders, contestants, elite 4 members, champions, etc)
  • Teams (like Team Rocket, Team Plasma, Team Aqua, etc.)
  • Diss tracks for when you go up against your rival
  • Imitating the style of other rappers
  • POV of poke-celebrities
  • Rap battles between two subjects (pokemon, poke-celebrities, etc.)

Here are some examples of requests:

  • "dragon type rap cypher"
  • "Team Aqua v Team Magma rap battle"
  • "write a diss track for my rival. his name is periwinkle and his partner pokemon is a yamper"
  • "I need a rap to hype up my magikarp when we train"
  • "write a song about spinda"
  • "song from the POV of Cynthia"
#unreality#pokemon#pokerap#pokeblogging#pkmn irl
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I wrote this when my toxic ex cheated on me with some rich ass trainer who hoarded healing potions 😔

I gave you an Applin cuz I love you an Appletun

Hoping that with you I had found the one

But you evolved it, Dipplin it with other guys

He may give you items but his love won't make you fly

Flapple on back baby, I won't judge

I know who you are, I'll take the black sludge

Cuz at the end of the day you may be poison type

But there's a reason we worked in the first place, right?

#pokemon#pkmn irl#pokeblogging#pokerap#unreality#original
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This is how I think a cishet male poketrainer would rap about a woman with small boobs that he wants to smash

Her boobs got me acting all delcatty up in the gym

They don't bounce or jiggle, her milcery skim

She's on the itty bitty skitty committee

That's not a lie

She's not plush like Altaria

But she's so fly

Hey girl lemme get a pikachu (peek at you)

Hey girl lemme get a pikachu (peek at you)

Hey girl lemme get a pikachu (peek at you)

I wanna put my face on that stunfisk chest

She's rocking double A tits if I had to guess

And listen, less honkers means I'm closer to her heart

I wanna paint you like a kalos girl and show you my art

And then I'm gonna smeargle uhh, I dunno, my pokeballs or something. shit I actually kinda don't like this joke anymore

#unreality#pkmn irl#pokeblogging#pokemon#pokerap#original#I feel like I can repurpose some of these lyrics and thoughts for an ayesha erotica esque song
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Anonymous asked:

I think my Growlithe needs some motivation to evolve into an Arcanine. I gave him the fire stone but he hasn't evolved, and I know he wants to but he might be a bit nervous. Could you help boost his confidence?

I know you're nervous to evolve

You sit there quaking in your ball

And some think you don't have the balls

But those guys act like know-it-alls

And you're scared of the changes

What it rearranges

But the fire and the flames is

Your calling, remaining

A Growlithe, so little, isn't what you want

The power won't fizzle, if you just evolve

To your fullest potential, hoes like pokemon

You can catch em all

You can catch em all

Go Fuego (fuck it up)

Go Fuego (fuck it up)

Go Fuego (that's what's up)

Go Fuego (moving up)

#unreality#pkmn irl#pokeblogging#pokemon#pokerap#requests#asks#in this case the hoes would be lady arcanine that he meets once he's evolved#unless little man is gay#then in that case happy pride little dude!
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Anonymous asked:

my eevee just ate a rock . guess what color

Your eevee just ate a rock

And you want me to guess which

Was it the one that can block

A 'mon's evolution?

Was it red, yellow, or blue?

Or was it green or icy?

Was it the sun or the moon

Or was it gold and pricey

If I had to guess which

I wouldn't know what to say

But if there was one eeveelution

That I'd eliminate

It'd have to be Sylveon

Because eevee's don't transform

To fairy type without love

And my main theory that I would guess from your query

Is that you don't take good care of your pokemon because you let them eat rocks.

Mic. Drop.

Take care of your pokemon kids.

#pokerap#pkmn irl#pokeblogging#pokemon#diss#asks#requests#unreality
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