source: nottheworstmom on IG
Yeah, these would do numbers at the ren faire. I'm giggling about how her boobs come in like the nose of the star destroyer in A New Hope
Anime boob physics happening in those dresses... But damn I am not upset.
I am crying laughing.
"Can I spank men with one of those giant paddles? I'll work for free." Honey, the men would be paying YOU. A lot. For the privilege.
'Watch how long it takes for my face to come into frame"
i lost my fucking shit lmao
"I feel like this one looks like the mormon missionary version" GIRL XD
I think they're really meant for fantasy role playing at home, at least by the tradwives to whom I've seen them marketed. Another illusion of freedom.