nothing like a good feeling

obsessed with this noctis fit

Inconspicuous

just remembered the bad ending in heavy rain where, if you failed to save his stupid gay son, the dad would be standing by the old grave of his first son and the fresh grave of his second son, and the pixie cut brunette would be like "aw well life goes on, let's just have a new baby boy :) i'll wait in the car" and he's like ok and shoots himself in the head. masterpiece

entirely reasonable reaction to encountering david cage writing for women

Woahoo here he comes

im actually so jealous of his life it makes me so mad. play golf, have lunch or coffee with friends, work a little and then quit because what the hell, social faux pas, getting into fights either verbal or physical, just a real “what the hell let’s see what the world throws at me today” attitude and experience imagine just walking around with your friends and going to dinner parties and the doctor and the dentist and then maybe once a season going to your office just to have a 1 scene conversation with your assistant. how many parties does he get invited to? and to live in a ideal LA where you run into friends in the street? and run into enemies in the streeet would even be exciting? fuck you larry david i hate you so much why do you get to experience life? $10,000 is poker night type money. You’re nothing larry david at least i have my hairrrrrrrr!!RRRRRR!!!!! *i cry and run away and trip and hit my head on a table and my pants fall down and my i ❤️ bald men underwear shows*

2023-06-29

Ah man, what a long day. Goodnight, Tim. *kisses the Tim Heidecker side of my Tim and Eric dakimakura* *flips pillow* Goodnight, Eric. *kisses the Eric Wareheim side of my Tim and Eric dakimakura* *falls asleep* *has a terrible nightmare*

lol

'netizen' cutest word for internet user. It's the net and we're living here together ....

starting a collection #blackmold

thank you gregg

George Costanza

I started watching movies from the beginning. Can't wait to catch up to you guys. Wish me luck