The one thing I am is Not You

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

When Russia sends you nudes

#what the fuck happened here

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

reblog it, because Russia can´t

Thanks Obama 

Wtf

When Russia makes this post illegal

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now

What the-

I haven’t seen this in about 4 years. I’m glad it’s back.

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

It amazes me how the National Park Service is the most vocal department against Fascism. Even the Democrats are a mumble when compared to these park rangers' adamant denouncement and exposing of this administration. Support our bravest federal workers who keep our world one worth living in.

Not an invitation to cocoon yourself in a self-care bubble for four years, but a reminder to the 24/7 worriers that you can literally write "To Do on Monday: Worry about ________" on a post-it note and stop worrying about it for one day while you recharge.

Alien pulling your sleeve to get your attention: and who is this Cunt you all serve

"She is our great, primal Mother Goddess, who holds dominion over Life, Death, and Rebirth. She is why we say an outfit slays, or that something is so amazing we are dying, or are living for it. All strive to serve Cunt. Many are called, few are chosen. Only the fiercest and most pure of heart shall succeed."

A restaurant named You're Not Supposed To Be Here, where the whole point is that the vibes are unnerving. The lighting is weird, the whole place has a faint scent that's not a bad smell, but it's certainly not food smell and you can't quite identify what the hell it is. The music is weirdly janky and you can't quite tell what's wrong with it, the vocals aren't exactly garbled but sung in a language you swear you've never heard anywhere and couldn't name if you tried. Only hiring staff who have anxiety and they're 100% permitted to show how much your presence here stresses them out.

...I feel like I'd end up going there all the time. The fuck is wrong with me?

It is simply not fulfilling to enjoy media in the height of its popularity. You need to show up so late to the party that everybody else is gone and the hosts are asleep so you can rummage through their trash for chip dip and stale hors d’oeurves to eat alone in the dark like a dirty little raccoon secret

Glad to hear I'm Voltron-ing right.

Curious Polar bear (Ursus maritimus) standing upright and looking through porthole into the kitchen of arctic expedition ship M/S Stockholm in Svalbard, Spitsbergen, Norway by Andy Rouse               

Hahaha that’s great. By the way, this is the picture of him with his head in.

I just hear FEED ME, SEYMOUR in my head.

here, have an extremely wholesome tiktok to detox your dash

THIS WARMS MY HEART <3

get out. And take your sad weird bisexual man with you

making every conversation into being about The Character with the same reliability and conviction of a youth pastor going “you know who else partied? our lord and savior”

I’d be bitter too 👼🏾

[id: art of a black angel with large white feathered wings and black natural hair. she is mid-air, up against a ceiling decorated with art of white cherubs. she has a can of spray-paint in one hand, and the words ‘We don’t all look like that’ have been sprayed on the art with white paint, with an arrow pointing at one of the white angels. the black angel is looking over her shoulder at the viewer. end id.]

I love this so much.

Take 2, please reblog for spread

It’s by pages guys

Shit I thought this was years

authors!!

quick question...

New moon where everything is the same but Bella gets hallucinations of Alice whenever she violates fashion laws.

bold of you to assume bella knows enough about fashion to realize when she's violating fashion laws

For some reason when I initially reblogged this it wouldn't let me add my comment here, which is: No, that's the best part. Bella has no clue what's making her have these visions. She never develops enough fashion sense to put it together, and staggers around for the whole book going, "What does it meeeeaan?!"

me, unloading a fitted sheet from the dryer: *squinting* what's that you've got in your mouth

fitted sheet: nothing :)))))))

me, prying open its twisted jaws: na-ah!!! give it to me RIGHT now!!

fitted sheet: *resentfully spits out a wad of 3 very damp dishtowels, a pillowcase, and a pathetically sodden washcloth*

How is this so deeply accurate?