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Welcome to my blog! Prepare to have a bad time

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[] drawing requests are open [] worlds most sporadic poster [] i am a messenger of the truth (i am full of headcanons and theories and they need to be set free) [] art, writing, and less broadly; darkest dungeon, don’t starve, moby dick, and NOW apparently lotr and the hobbit too! []
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ive been on this site for literal years, had several blogs, and i am just now decided i should probably starting doing that 'intro post' thing. oof.

Howdy! I go by Alto on here - it's not my name, but it is what you ought to call me, Tumblr-wise. You might see me referring to myself with other names, but Alto is what I normally go by on Tumblr. I prefer they/them or he/him, but truthfully I care very little.

(Aroace Stamp)(Button)(Transgender Stamp)

I am a chronic rambler and I can't be stopped. Expect to see me incapable of shutting up. literally - if i see a post and have nothing to say about it, i won't reblog it 90% of the time, even if i do think its funny/good/etc. I am also a bit of a hodgepodge of different interests and hobbies, but here's the basic, most common tags you need to know in case you're a greenhand here:

#wow i feel like a real tumblr blog now#does this mean i have to start taking myself seriously on here#...nahhhh#intro post#txt
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im always so jealous of the people yappin on here all the time. like i wish i always had something to say. its just whale noises up here

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have to disable anonymous asks because im getting too many spam asks from bots. these are dark days we live in tumblrinas

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consider this: given how much the hobbits are said to love legalese and documentation, I think when the shirriffs tried to arrest Frodo and company on their return Frodo should have just refused on the basis that they have no official proof that he is, in fact, Frodo Baggins

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Head Shirriff: sir several times in the past half hour your companions have referred to you as Frodo’, ‘Mister Frodo’, or ‘Frodo Baggins’

Frodo: please, that’s circumstantial evidence at best

Head Shirriff: I’ve lived in Hobbiton for 50 years; I literally recognise you as Frodo Baggins

Frodo: yeah, but you’re clearly a biased witness. that wouldn’t stand up in a court of law, and I for one am very insulted by this slander that I look like Frodo Baggins

Head Shirriff: *vague whimpering noises*

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Merry: Honestly, what is the Shire coming to when any respectable hobbit can be accused of the scandal of being Frodo Baggins?

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Robin Smallburrow, having the most fun he’s had in over a year: clearly the only way to settle this is to get the proper documentation in order. sir, do you happen to have any certification proving that you are Frodo Baggins?

Frodo: sadly I don’t.

Robin Smallburrow: well I did the best I could

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this post is being reblogged again so consider this: Sam, Merry and Pippin all pull an ‘I’m Spartacus’ and all claim to be Frodo Baggins, but of course the shirriffs can’t arrest them all because they only have one warrant for one Frodo Baggins’ arrest.

the chief shirriff bursts into tears

#practically canon yea#rb#frodo baggins#lotr#tolkien
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Can't even boycott the last of us, can't even boycott captain america, SOME OF YOU CAN'T EVEN QUIT HARRY POTTER. And then you refuse to read some classic from a guy who's not even around to do any harm because "all the classics were written by white heterosexual men" WHICH IS NOT EVEN TRUE

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to be perfectly clear I'm not saying you have to read classics at all. you do your thing y'know. but you cannot seriously use the bigotry excuse for ancient authors who are not even around and then give neil druckmann your money religiously every week for actively believing and spreading through his words and creation (and possibly even his money) ideals that are harmful and widespread in the present day.

#REALLL#rb
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