it is my experience that people with dermal implants and eyeball tattoos and 34 visible piercings are the sweetest people you'll ever meet and will cry if they see a pigeon with a broken wing. it is also my experience that clean-cut people in polo shirts with perfect smiles will vote against your rights and say the most disgusting things imaginable once they think you're out of earshot.
my love for you is like the moon; it controls the tides somehow through a mechanism i don’t entirely understand
my love for you is like a rose; edible except for the thorns and root system
my love for you is like a wildfire; strengthened by climate change and capable of moving at nearly 15 miles per hour
my love for you is like the Titanic; responsible for the deaths of thousands in 1912, and weirdly, at least one billionaire in 2023
the whole "lipstick on a pig" thing makes no sense because the second we gave a pig access to makeup she became god's cuntiest soldier
ever after high redesigns
When it comes to mission reports, Damian is the epitome of not showing your work.
Bruce: Damian, what did you do with the Riddler?
Damian: I apprehended him.
Bruce: When, where, and how?
Damian: Yesterday. Crime Alley. Stakeout.
Bruce: Why isn't any of this written down? You have to document it for future case references. You just wrote, "Done."
Damian: Because I'm done.
Bruce: But you're supposed to tell us the steps you took.
Damian: Step one: I did it.
haircut time!!
