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saw this in my folder but forgor the context
OH WAIT I REMEMBER NOW
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Aww how cute, they're playing songs with Alfira! She's soo cute! I sure hope nothing bad happens to her!
i actually killed my Durge before long rest one time to keep Alfira alive. Woke up to see now two corpses next to each other. That was awkward
Then I tried a bug that supposedly makes Alfira a permanent companion. Guess what. A few load screens later I got A PILE OF TIEFLING CORPSES with fucking ALFIRA DEAD TOO
THE TRAUMA IT GAVE ME MAN
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God I love how edgy some Durges' name are. It's like puritan names if puritans actually hated god. People be naming their guys Murder and Guns and Will Die Soun
"Oh hey here's my beautiful modded tiefling. Her name's Kidney"
And you know what? Good for y'all
My last one was Kurge. Because Dar<k Urge>. Kurge the Durge. I've just given up lol.
that's the spirit! Both edgy and insanely stupid names are valid and are even better when it's both at the same time xD
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really hilarious and unsexy when hetero romantasy authors refer to love interests as males and females. you sound like david attenborough narrating a special documentary on two turtles humping in the mud
#also some fanfics in general#'the shorter male' is it an anime smut fanfic or a documentary on human mating behavior#like c'mon man#(would be funny tho if someone wrote an omegaverse fanfic in documentary style)#('the omega male starts spreading pheromones with the odor resembling coca cola' LMAO)#reblogi
I wonder if Orin ever disobeyed Bhaal. Was she ever scared to murder? Sickishly sweet, perhaps?
When she saw someone being tortured, how did she react? Was she scared? Did she think it's deserved?
Did she ever believe something, only to have her faith crushed? And if she did, did she riot just to be penalized? Or maybe she only prayed harder, hoping to rid herself of sinful doubts? Punished the heretics to prove her devotion. To show Father she's a good girl.
Was she raised like a princess, showered in praise and knowing no better? Or was she beaten into obedience?
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I already know I'm not the first person to have this sudden realization, but my day is no less ruined (or perhaps made) because of it.
well that's awkward
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Ketheric Thorm being cut as a companion is such a tragedy bc it means we were robbed of him having to third wheel for Durgetash a second time
Gortash: My favourite assassin... Let us rule together once again!
Durge: What do you mean 'favourite assassin'??
Gortash: I see, so Orin wasn't lying about your... Wait. You haven't told them?
Ketheric: Nothing to tell.
Durge: Well anyways we're actually here to kill you and stop the Absolute
Gortash: HUH
Ketheric: Yeah that's the thing now
Gortash: HELLO???
#the thought of seeing Ketheric's undies is cursed though#I can get why they scrapped it#can't see him as the Epic Bug Boss after you've had him ass-nakedly beating the shit out of Gortash in your prev playthrough#kills the vibe. and gortash#bg3#durgetash#enver gortash#the dark urge#ketheric thorm#epic bug boss lmao#reblogi
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Idk about your horny fantasies about Gortash, but mine all involve violence and no intimacy. Well, intimacy through a good fist to the teeth maybe. Yk, kiss these rings.
Chokeholds, kicking, fingers broken and knees swollen. Also throwing around and wrestling until a shoulder dislocates. Elbows scraped on the pavement as you roll ...
No hanky panky.
Just fight. That feels more satisfying than a quicky.