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you ARE a neanderthal dude.. A voidy one..

aualfkgkdnvnfjd ;w;

the gossip (or alternatively, mercs to watch out for!)

@primalshane look !! Middle aged men !! (and miss Pauline and Rambley too ig)

I LOVE MIDDLE AGED MEN

nice!!

Mine has to be the Appalachian mountains or the concept of the magic school bus (literally just the vibe of the show)

tHE APPALACHIAN MOUNTAINS????????????? THATS SO COOL I LIVE WITHIN THAT MOUNTAIN RANGE YAYYY

@jaspidotsys

The Shanidar burial depicted by Karen Carr.

Homo neandertalensis by Karen Carr

WHY

does THIS LOOK

LIKE LOTHAR

THIS LOOKS A LITTLE TOO MUCH LIKE HIM

Hypothetical for you all: A group of geneticists explain that you're uniquely qualified among the entire human population to receive an experimental procedure where they will inject you with DNA fragments from a neanderthal and, over the span of a few years, slowly transform you into one. They believe that this process will grant an unparalleled new view on how our ancient ancestors lived and functioned. They explain a few physical traits you can expect, a greater resistance to cold and increased muscle density, most notably, but they're upfront that they're still spotty on all of the physical changes that will occur, and especially have no idea what the process will do to you mentally and psychologically. However, you're the only shot they have of getting this procedure to work, they've been looking for a genetically compatible person for decades now, and you're the only person they've ever found. Nobody else alive be able to do the procedure, at least for another several decades, which would be a major loss for their organization and the larger scientific community. If they can demonstrate their procedure works and properly observe you once you turn into a caveperson, they explain that it'll completely revolutionize our understanding of evolutionary history and genetics, and will skip us forward almost 100 years in both fields. You'd certainly become famous, the face of the greatest scientific discovery of the century. With this all laid out, both the risks and the potential rewards, do you agree to the procedure? Why or why not? If you do agree to it, what would you do with your newfound fame as a modern neanderthal?

PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE

im sorry i cant really write anythign about this BUTNALDLGKlakckdPLEASE

i wWANT TO BE A NEANDERTHAL

Got the go ahead to post these, I drew this for the @sonicshadowzine

You can tell it's a bit old by now but I still really like what I did with it, maybe I'll redo it someday to compare haha

I FUCKING LOVE GAY PEOPLEWAAHAUAGAHAHAHHAHAJQHAHAHAJAKjahaghfngmh

Sonic after doing an April Fools prank on Knuckles

"You can lead a horse to water. You can also lead a horse to doise pizza tower"

PEAK…

bald palm tree I saw a few weeks ago at the mall

Pool # 27 -  Ann Goldberg , 2016.

Canadian , b. 1970s

Oil on canvas , 30 x 48 in.

OIL PAINTING.

I found lots more on the artist's website, and then came across Percy in the Pool, which almost did me in 🥺🧡

i am going to kill someone