WHAT

A 4th century CE statue of Aphroditos. Her cock wards off evil spirits. Reblog to rid your blog of evil spirits.

meow

haha just kidding could you imagine?

who agrees???????

WORLD WAS GONNA END IN 2012 BUT 2 YEARS LATER STILL MASTURJACKING MY MEATUMS WHO IS FUCKIN WITH ME?

hmm... *gets in evil bed and holds my evil stuffed animal* evil night.. *turns off my fucked up evil lamp*

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Fall Guys are like invasive among us! Right guys! Who's with me! Who's with me!

Not funny 👎

I can't currently even formulate anything stronger than "I'll kill you". Please threaten yourself for me

I'M GOING TO SAW OFF MY FEET

realizing that reaffirming each other with words has always been shin soukoku’s thing

but even more than that Akutagawa’s famous repetition of this line is no longer a one off…

but a thing they both do now…

cause what better way to hammer a message into your stubborn idiot partners brain than using his own words against him…. and saying it over and over again???

hey man. what if i died in front of you? and then, get this, after i came back to life you died in front of me? wouldn’t that be cool? we should totally do that

It still blows my mind how Atsushi, whose wish has always been survival, who'd do almost anything to survive (if we count Dead Apple), knowingly put himself in deadly harm's way to save Akutagawa.

And Akutagawa knew that about him. And he chose to save him back on the ship - only to see Atsushi throw away his own life for his sake.

And Atsushi didn't even use his ability, which I think is significant - no, he pushed Akutagawa out of the way on his own.

I cannot find words for all these feelings.

A mysterious thing called the heart, indeed.

im going to throw up i love htemgrgrgrgrghgrghgrhghgrhghghghg

BSD SPOILERS!!!!!!

I AM LITERALLY GGGGGGRHGHGHGHRRGGGHRRHRRHGHGRGHRGHRGRGHRGHGRHHHRRGHGRHRGHGRHGRHGRH . TEARING APART MY FURNITURE WITH MY TEETH

obsessed with characters who were written for one another. like, what do you mean the reason for my existence is to be by your side? what do you mean our divine purpose is to belong to one another, for better or worse?

GRGRGRGHGHHGHGHGRRGHGGHGHHHHGHHHRHGHGHHHHHHHGHGHHGHRGHGHGH ..... G GRRGGRHGGRHRGHGRHHHRG.. frothing at the MOUITH

shout out to every single trans usamerican who spent today jerking off instead of doomscrolling. your mind is powerful beyond compare. your commitment unflappable

this starts picking up notes every few days and it's my signal that something stupid happened