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sorry for being a phannie do u still think i'm hot

@prophecyofgray

audie, 21, queer, he/they/she
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went to the mall. saw an apple store. cajoled @paranoid-dyslexic into recreating The Photo with me. naturally.

(i said "hey there's an apple store. we could. um. we could recreate dan and phil's first selfie." alex said "you want me so bad?" and then agreed.)

(im posing as dan, alex is posing as phil. please know that this is not an accurate assessment of our personalities because i am definitely a phil and he is definitely a dan. but alex didn't want to do dan's stupid pose)

#dan and phil#i very rarely put my face on tumblr but have to make an exception#dnp
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Reblogged danandphileselevel4
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reading through the very first comments on phil is not on fire because i'm bored and i actually don't think anyone has ever gotten clocked this fast in all of human history

^ this one was posted exactly 4 minutes and 51 seconds after the upload and is the 11th comment overall on the video. phistory

this is a hate comment but he has a point:

and this one is entirely unrelated i just thought it was funny:

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Reblogged luxaofhesperides
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i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

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@holyknuckled you get it. lterally what are we here on earth for if not to occasionally impose gastropods upon unsuspecting customers. this story is delightful

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@holyknuckled like that?

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oh? my god???

yeah, Exactly like that

#CUTEEEEE
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can someone pls take one for the team and make like a 14 hr comprehensive video essay detailing the complete online history of dan and phil

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okay im watching the dan and phil 2009-2024 drunk history video for the first time (thank you @openhandsanyway for reminding me that this exists) but i have to pause every 5 seconds because it's making me feel Crazy. so maybe it's for the best that this isn't 14 hours long actually

#audie talks#dnp
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Ep 47 - Marks of Secret Ch. 17-18

In today's episode of Return to Regalia, Oona and Audie cover chapters seventeen and eighteen of The Marks of Secret, in which the questers have a picnic with some scorpions. Other topics of discussion include Underland linguistics, Gregor's Minecraft skills, and Chekhov's Overgrown Rat Teeth.

Find all our social media and merch links at returntoregalia.carrd.co.

#^_^
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Reblogged cutter-kirby
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i think it’s really funny when fandom people make fun of nonfandom people for not recognizing a fandom url. shit like “jackstanifold” or “strifesuccubus” or “hobocop” are not immediately recognizable as fandom references dude

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tango-dyke

“how did you not immediately recognize tumblr user ‘bigbluesoup’ as a fandom reference 😂” girl how was i expected to.

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tango-dyke

anyways put in the tags if you have a fandom url and how recognizable you think it is

#everyone in the world should see my url and go 'woah prophecyofgray nice gregor the overlander reference' but alas we live in a society
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