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@pseudowho / pseudowho.tumblr.com

call me Haitch ☕😌 there is nothing sanitary about this blog, 18+, handle with gloves

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Haitch [Hay-ch] (noun)-- a naturally occurring, tea-drinking, wine-loving, filth-writing, baby-delivering, sweet-talking, reprehensible young woman. Wordsmith. Thing that bites. My husband's eldritch horror.

No big rule list.

You can request anything, and I may judge you for it, but I simply won't write it if I don't like it. If I don't like it, I'll delete the ask and move on-- no offence intended.

Inbox always open. DM me if you like! I'm friendly, I don't bite, and I'll even message back. You lucky bug.

If it's my husband you're looking for, feel free to bother him at @mrhaitch .

If you've sent me an Agony Aunt Asks, I've started to collate the answers in a new Masterlist; they'll be tagged as #Agony Aunt Haitch for filtering purposes☕🌻 and my usual Asks will be under #Pseudowho Answers You

Jujutsu Kaisen Masterlists

Nanami Kento Masterlist, Part One Updated 12th October 2024
Nanami Kento Masterlist, Part Two Updated 4th February 2025
Papamin Masterlist Updated 2nd January 2025
Higuruma Hiromi Masterlist Updated 4th January 2025
Suguru Geto Masterlist Updated 23rd February 2024
Gojo Satoru Masterlist *coming soon*
Aoi Todo Masterlist Updated 23rd January 2024
Choso Kamo Masterlist Updated 4th April 2024
Multi-fics/Other Characters Updated 21st October 2024

KNY/Demon Slayer Masterlists

Sanemi Shinazugawa Masterlist Updated 13th July 2024

BNHA/My Hero Academia Masterlists

Aizawa Shouta Masterlist Updated 4th August 2024 All Might/Yagi Toshinori Masterlist Updated 31st July 2024 Bakugou Katsuki Masterlist Updated 26th October 2024
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Finished writing my book.

164,000 words (650 pages) of frenemies to lovers, bodyguarding, magic, gods, betrayal, body horror, extremely good banter, trauma, slow burn forced proximity/forced partnership romance, desperately touch-starved smut, and room for sequels.

God, I'm tired.

Miss you all.

Love,

-- Haitch xxx

Thank you for all your kind words, everyone 😭 I need you all to know that even if this bad boy never gets published, I'm so grateful that you've all been here for the ride with me.

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So, let me guess– you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

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Assassins

“Below are selected prices that are paid to professional assassins by criminal organizations and drug cartels for a contract hit.

In Australia, the median price to hire a hit man is $13,610 (9,800 Euros), with the price going up to $83,000 (60,000 Euros) based on the task.

In Mexico, the cost for a low level assassin is $208 (150 Euros), and up to $20,832 (15,000 Euros) for a higher profile target like a police chief.

The prices paid in Argentina are between $3,749 (2,700 Euros) to $5,555 (4,000 Euros) per hit.

Government statistics in Spain state that 40 assassinations take place each year, with prices for the hit ranging between $27 (20 Euros) to $69,000 (50,000 Euros).”

So cheap! I always thought things like this would cost more than $1 million…

This is super useful to know!

and not just for writing!!

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HOLY FUCK

HOW MANY HOURS HAVE I WASTED TRYING TO FIND HEROIN PRICES ON THE INTERNET WHAT A GREAT DATABASE

Actually useful. Sometimes incognito isn’t enough.

and suddenly my life just became much easier

I’ve heard of this before but the GIFs made it better 

hello lovelyyyy

you crossed my mind so i thought i'd send you a message. miss seeing you being unhinged on the dash! i hope you and the family are all doing well! <3

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Hi, hey hey hi!

I am very much well. I am utterly possessed by my own project currently, alongside Keeping The Household Alive™️ (actually hard work, right??). I can't wait to come back and play, I've missed my little corner of the internet, and all of the oddballs (affectionately) who play there with me.

Including you.

So thanks for thinking of me. You're a doll.

Love,

-- Haitch xxx

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