i would like to take this moment to formally apologize. i’ve spent most if not all of my tumblr career engaging in “Real Person Fiction”. I thought it was fun and harmless and didnt have any effect on the real world. I’ve been quoted as saying “who give a shit” on the matter. But now i’ve really seen the light. I see now that my tumblr posts can go all the way to the top in terms of niche internet micro celebrities and slightly less niche internet micro celebrities, and therefore DO affect the lives of these people. I had no idea that upon seeing my posts they’d be forced to conform to my twisted, unrealistic ideas of how they should behave and be, and therefore ruin their lives in the process. I will try to be better in the future, and will henceforth only engage in “Real Person Fact” from this point onward. I only hope that everyone views me as a cautionary tale and something to learn from. Remember, RPF ruins lives.