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please please please pleaseeeeeee someone be my friend please

i love the french, i love the way they pronounce Rs like they're disgusted with them

the english meanwhile seem to have developed some sort of phobia about them

When we were discussing the surgery I'd need for my sleep apnea, the surgeon told me I'd never be able to speak French properly because the French R is a uvular sound and I'd no longer have a uvula.

... that's okay? I'm not French? I don't speak French? I've always thought it was the weirdest thing for him to say!

Huh. Didn't know you could have French surgically removed.

sorry i just cannot get this out of my head. Like, "oh you speak french? i hear there's an operation for that"

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GRACIAS.

for my fave fake latina @cheba-misato

they are Cancelling me for dealing with my grief as best i can . also for the vicious war Crimes

his happy face ):<

Evil face <:')