10 feet tall and solid gold

why are all the “preppers” so far in this game dudes? You can’t tell me a single woman wouldn’t want to live in a fuck-off bunker in the middle of bumfuck nowhere on the side of a giant mountain by a fuck-you river. THE DREAM

playing Death Stranding and Sam will be like “Today’s a good day” and I, a 45-year-old white woman, will yell “I DIDN’T EVEN HAFTA USE MY AK”