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someone telling me to calm down when I was already calm unleashes a fury that not even hell can contain

Home decor store clerk: sadly the vintage style oval wicker and glass coffee table is display only and is currently not for sale.

Me: understandable. Well I think that’ll be all for me this evening. I have a very important meeting to get to thank you.

do you ever think about dead versions of yourself that are fossilized in someone else's mind

Pokemon Crystal Gameboy Color 2000

pro lifer blocked me on twitter for asking this but if embryos have souls, and then they're aborted, exactly how sapient are they in the afterlife? Are they forever doomed to float around with no thoughts in their heads? Is it like just animal intelligence like a little happy goldfish? Do they still have an embryonic form? I've always seen an assumption that child souls are still in child form so I guess so. Do the other people in the afterlife keep abortions as little pets? Will they stay in a fishbowl or are they too stupid + intangible and float right out again?

Balloon! Always a thrill when balloon presents came by in the old game! No slingshot back then, just had to hope it landed in a tree - we at first thought we had to catch them with a net, haha. Part of my Animal Crossing nostalgia illustrations

Available as a print on my INPRNT store!

saw an absolutely hilarious animal crossing theory that i now 100% accept and it’s that in the animal crossing world, humans are going extinct, and so all the animals have locked you in an elaborate zoo enclosure and are trying to give you enrichment. and that’s why they give you infinite pointless tasks, hide money in trees and rocks, invented debt that doesnt matter etc. it’s why they always act so happy to see you even after you raze the entire island, relocate their houses twice, and always act so pleased about your choices no matter what. it’s all to keep their little endangered human healthy and enriched. and thinking of it this way has genuinely improved my experience of the game

LMFAO

really enjoyed the imagery of this post..

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Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000) Director: Ang Lee

when demyx calls sora a traitor in kh2 and sora switches from this kook’s not even worth a fight to I have to kill this guy right now immediately. I want him dead. I want every organization member dead. Who wants to die by my hand next. And donald and goofy are just watching from behind mildly annoyed like sora can you stick a pin in whatever new mental illness this is we have to help our friends

some notable catchphrases of 2013:

Snowpoint City (Night)  Pokémon Diamond, Pearl, & Platinum Versions 

if you hired a galapagos finch as a linecook it would perfectly evolve a beak to optimally smoke cigarettes behind the dumpsters

we should start giving testosterone to ants

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