my grandpa used to call me electric mosquito

wheres that picture of like the performers at the bolshoi or somewhere reading about gagarin going into space during intermission while all still in costume

hell fucking yes

When playing Civilization and someone gets a Science Victory

x

Sapphics will experience one (1) homoerotic teenage friendship that ends poorly on account of the codependency and fill their castle with a hundred of the most beautiful girls of the Fairyland of Oz

transphobes when they find out you're a girl

hola

Pudu de la sabiduría debo seguir sufriendo innecesariamente o elegir ser feliz?

when morning bad but warsaw trams smile devilishly at you

that mischief!!

Budapest tram smiling sweetly!!!

Stockholm tram looking at you sorrowfully :’(

Melbourne tram giving you a wary side-eye

Tymczasem Katowice

just heard a coworker say "I know this thing wouldn't even work for Jesus" about her printer

heard three people say "amen" in response

oooh rare leap year post, adds to the resale value

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

@holyknuckled you get it. lterally what are we here on earth for if not to occasionally impose gastropods upon unsuspecting customers. this story is delightful

@holyknuckled like that?

oh? my god???

yeah, Exactly like that

It’s 2025 and I’m revamping my blog again !! Time to play catch up with some comics !

First of: This homage to Sylvanian Families, my fave critters

i love the never kill your self meme like yeah joy can be found in humble places peace and love on planet earth

that is the wrong gif

never kill yourself. kill that guy

are we ignoring both of the penises, or…..?

Pilots drawing things with flight paths is a niche interest but a fucking fantastic one. Boeing Dreamliner 18-hour test flight.

I’m just happy that the pilots out there have this kind of precision.

Oh I thought some pilot was doing this to some poor passengers who just wanted to go from Chicago to LA or something and then I scrolled up and saw it was test pilots.

“And if you look out the left window, you’ll see the same mountains again, but from a slightly different angle.”

“This is a notice to all passengers to remain seated as we are about to experience some serifs”

Haha!

“We’re not allowed to land yet so let me just draw a penis real quick.”

“We’re not allowed to

land yet so let me just draw

a penis real quick.”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

in Disco Elysium I was expecting there to be some kind of “addiction mechanic” that would add a long-term downside to taking drugs, and was surprised not only by the absence of any such mechanic but also that the benefits of drugs greatly outweighed the cost. anyways fast forward to the late game and I was downing three bottles of pyrholidon and smoking an entire pack of cigarettes before attempting any check, and it was only then I realized there was in fact an addiction mechanic

honestly, i think this is why i like the way the game handles substances so much. when i was looking up playthroughs of disco elysium i stumbled across one subreddit thread where someone asked “gameplay wise, is there any point to staying sober?” and just looked at it. like, yeah. yeah, exactly. we know that harry often does drugs specifically so that he can take on a superhuman caseload - as he puts it to kim, to be a “really good detective”. it was so chilling to see a player asking the same exact question that harry would probably be asking himself. without an external punishment mechanic, without being heavy handed about it, and in a way that (as OP pointed out) is so natural as to be almost unnoticeable, it manages to put the player exactly in his shoes as a recovering (or not recovering) addict. it’s a really well-designed mechanic

“Things are harder without this substance, so there’s no reason for me to abstain” being a purely Player-Driven interaction is a phenomenal addiction mechanic. Absolutely fucking gorgeous.

Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???