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If you're just looking for the NU:C stuff, check the tag here and the yaoi gacha sideblog: @toptop-fuwafuwa-star
Most importantly: FUB free
There's a 4 favourite character meme that went around on Twitter. Uh, sorry Eiden, I didn't know who else to put lol!
it's so funny how at this point there are thousands of 30+ minute zillenial video essays about media/internet artifacts from their childhoods that purely exist so they can go "does anyone besides me remember this". any 'analysis' in these things largely amount to effusive blogging and surface level summary. it's like an overwritten ad. in a better world they would have been able to get this all out of their system in the form of a forum post on a relatively active youth oriented message board.
hey don’t use that tone with me , i will suck u off
technician: good news, doctor! we’ve successfully captured and/or created a deadly mutant space creature.
scientist: fantastic work, recruit.
technician: thank you, sir! what do you want us to do with it now?
scientist: put it in my hollow glass cylinder filled with blue-green fluid and connect one or more thin plastic pipes to its body.
technician: do you want us to occasionally blow some air bubbles upward through the liquid?
scientist: abso-fucking-lutely i do
loaf with mama
at the next inconvenience, i'm going to become a fish
How will this affect the trout population
the trout population will be affected.
internet politics and real-world politics have gotten so separated, and pretty soon all this internet weirdness is gonna come crashing into real life and politicians are gonna start throwing around words like “SJW” and “anime communist” and “dark enlightenment” and it’s just gonna be the most ridiculous fucking thing
date of origin: 13th of april, 2015.
happy 10 year anniversary!
Since it's watermelon season!
My grandfather used to grow watermelons, among other things, and he told me about most of this, especially the orange spot. Those are the absolute best!
My most popular post ever is getting likes again, so that means it's getting close to watermelon season!!
Always funny when the smalltime gimmick blog also wants to take Big Discourse Stances but because their gimmick is some silly nonsense it looks like a guy taking off his Disney Character Mask to lecture you about the Gold Standard
I don't expect porn games to have top-notch gameplay, but I do at least expect them to engage with the mechanical conventions of the genres they're pornifying. "RPG where you have sex with the monster when you lose a fight" bullshit – I want to see porn versions of those tedious filler puzzles every indie RPG is apparently contractually required to have. Let's see an erotic version of the Towers of Hanoi.
I once encountered an RPG Maker game where at one point your party members get inflated big and round and you have to use them to solve shitty block-pushing puzzles. Like, say what you will about inflation kink, but at least that game understood the assignment!
