Bland, Yet Exotic

Everything Everywhere All at Once (2022)

Ever since I was a little boy I knew that I wanted to stay up too late and be exhausted at work tomorrow

Me rereading this post after trying unsuccessfully to get to work in negative twenty minutes because I overslept:

sorry i cant stop watching this

How to stop plateauing in the gym?

For 24k I guess. Who knows what 30k will get you.

@greedy-greedent tagged me for a selfie, so here’s @pulse-and-conjure and I a few seconds before totality!

Tagging @sagebrushandsoil @fag-gay-le @professoroaksboytoy and @malachaitea

I saw the eclipse with @whitelies-cavalcades! 🤩

Spring Chikorita

I’m officially the birthday boy 🥳

makes this and immediately files it under symptoms of mental illness

Pokemon eggs by Ken Sugimori, in order Togepi, Elekid (official Pokémon Gold and silver art, circa 1998?), Cleffa, Pichu, Smoochum, Magby, Igglybuff (official Pokémon Crystal art, circa 1999?).  Scanned and enhanced.  Thanks to @pokechars http://pokechars.tumblr.com for suggesting this post.

FUCK

This is 10x funnier if you read it in their voices

Happy Ides of March to those who celebrate.