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*transfeminine barking*

@puppygirlgirldick

over 30, she/they/it transfem puppy girl thing, see pinned! minors go away!
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a pinned post!

hello! welcome to this wretched place where i dump horny thoughts, reblog smut, and vent.

  • if you know me like, be cool. side blog, likes come from well if you care you'll probably figure it out. call me pup or danni.
  • this is also where i vent. sometimes venting is horny, sometimes it is not. sorry if i harsh your buzz.
  • over 30, she/they/it transfem puppy girl thing
  • queer gray ace in a "horny online but actual real physical contact is only a sometimes food" kind of way. generally into.. like, basically anyone, when i'm actually into being into someone?? but with a strong lean towards people who idk like, consider themselves within a wlw kinda space?? i guess??? gender's fucking weird and wonderful and i try not to overthink it.
  • i'm fat! we love and are fat girls here. don't be a jerk about weight.
  • estrogen basically killed the idea of me being in any kind of dominant position or penetrating anyone with my actual clit.
  • adhd, autistic, anxiety, etc. shit to convey tone is appreciated but not necessary.
  • dni: people who aren't 18+, terfs, racists, bigots, potter people, etc, etc. i reserve the right to tell you to go fuck yourself.
  • worth emphasizing: i know people lie about their age on the internet. i did it too. didn't go great for me, might not for you. it's your life, w/e. for my own fuckin safety if nothing else, stay outta my shit if you're under 18. people are killing transfems socially and physically for less than nothing; don't end up ammo for assholes.
  • there's gonna be some hard kinks, probably certainly. i'll try to tag stuff that's probably in need of tags? like, so it can be blocked but also so i can find it myself tbh. if anyone actually reads this thing and wants me to tag something send me an ask to that effect.
  • i was gonna add "the more authoritatively you tell me to do something the better" to that last point but uhhh frankly that goes for anything.
  • naughty photographs are filed under #boob tube (with a space)

if you like my stupid horny posting and venting and/or would like to help out an unemployed AuDHD trans girl with crippling anxiety:

cashapp: $danaejaybird

venmo: @danaejaybird

#mtf sub#mtf nsft#trans nsft#boob tube#that's the nudie tag
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e621 currently in the lead of the april fools joke leaderboard by having the only good april fools joke website modification ever

legitimately surprised with how decent this looks, considering i've drawn maybe three things since i was in high school

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legitimate question: has anyone done ritalin and weed at the same time? because i've got adhd but i've got shit to do, but i'd like to be high doing it.

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in a much better mood this morning, so hey! let's try this again without the whinging.

gotta make way for the homo inferior (@puppygirlgirld.bsky.social)
fuck transphobia. not gonna be bullied by a fucking automated process out of posting nsfw content. please enjoy my big fat transfem ass, sig
Bluesky Social

i've made a blusky account to post pictures that tumblr would probably ban me over, and now you too can go there to look at my fat fuckable ass! i might even post more on there if the mood takes me. wow!

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i was gonna make some sort of joke about my ass being visible on the trans day of visibility, but the honest truth? i've been experiencing a huge amount of genuine gender euphoria from this photo and what it represents w/r/t estrogen's effects on my body.

my ass used to be flat as a board. even when i weighed twenty pounds more than i do now, engaging in significantly more physical activity, my ass was pretty meager. now? i mean, fuck! go take a look at it!

estrogen is amazing. if you're a trans guy then i'm sure testosterone is equally amazing. even with all the garbage going down in america, being trans is amazing. starting hrt was the best decision i've ever made in my life and it's not even fucking close.

don't die wondering.

also go look at my ass if you like.

#boob tube#i *will* pour my heart out and be horny at the same time. that's the puppygirlgirldick guarantee.#also i was so fucking close to accidentally reblogging this to my sfw account lmao.
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hey!

a bunch of my posts seem to be going around again, so now is probably a good time to mention this again. if you like the words or pictures i post, or you just want to help support an unemployed autistic/adhd transfem girlthing trying to get on her feet:

cashapp: $danaejaybird

venmo: @danaejaybird

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so it turns out, based on a sample size of two attempts at going a month without cumming, i just straight up go into heat after about a week of edging and denial. just in case anyone wondered.

on a related note: pfoijsdpiofj holy fucking fuck i want to cum 😭😭

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update i am being teased by several very cute people and i REALLY WANNA CUMMM

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so it turns out, based on a sample size of two attempts at going a month without cumming, i just straight up go into heat after about a week of edging and denial. just in case anyone wondered.

on a related note: pfoijsdpiofj holy fucking fuck i want to cum 😭😭

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in a much better mood this morning, so hey! let's try this again without the whinging.

gotta make way for the homo inferior (@puppygirlgirld.bsky.social)
fuck transphobia. not gonna be bullied by a fucking automated process out of posting nsfw content. please enjoy my big fat transfem ass, sig
Bluesky Social

i've made a blusky account to post pictures that tumblr would probably ban me over, and now you too can go there to look at my fat fuckable ass! i might even post more on there if the mood takes me. wow!

#boob tube#i might also start putting some of my better horny shitposts up on there as well idk. we'll play it by ear.#mtf nsft#mtf puppy
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in the current political environment it's not terribly surprising that the post where i'm complaining about blusky and techbros in general is getting more traction that the one where i'm showing off my plush fuckable ass, tbh.

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i was gonna have more fanfare than this but that took the wind out of my sails. oh well.

here's the fat tgirl ass that blusky apparently doesn't want you to see. please enjoy the tasteful hint of backsack, plus what i have recently learned is called a sacral dimple which is supposed to be attractive.

https://bsky.app/profile/puppygirlgirld.bsky.social/post/3llla3udtwu2e

i inlined it because not doing so just embeds it as an image preview, which might still get my shit nuked on tumblr for all i know. also this is the most explicit image i've ever posted for general consumption by *far* so i might delete it later depending on how i feel.

#boob tube
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i made a bsky account to post my ass so my tumblr wouldn't get nuked, because everyone keeps talking that place up. low and fucking behold posting adult content with the word "trans" in it appears to have gotten my account immediately marked as spam. like. within five minutes of the account being made.

fuck every last techbro with a nailbat. transphobic boys with transphobic toys.

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watching findoms work is like being a caveman watching a fuckin warlock do magic to summon a ferrari. absolutely no idea what you've done or how you've done it but nevertheless awed and impressed

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Anonymous asked:

hi you should have a water cup nothing sexual it's just tumblr users tend to have a lot of kidney stones and those thsngs HURT BAD do please have a sip of water queen

no joke i am actually under medical advice for (at least until the end of the day) limit my water intake because of some fucked up side effects i was having to some medication. however! i can definitely have some right now because i've been good about it.

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Anonymous asked:

(unsolicted photography advice) If you do intent to take producing nsfw stuff Seriously, I'd reccomend investing in some decent lighting, and reading up on how to light a scene.

Even if you don't want to invest anything, there's plenty you can do with just what you have around the house, lamps, phone torches, etcetera.

Also, also, important, I'd reccomend cinematography recourses over photography ones, as they tend to be more sensable.

hey thank you!! i am always down for unsolicited photography advice, it's something i'm interested in a lot (hence having the camera and such). i bet i could repurpose this ring light on my webcam that i never use for that; the picture on it isn't amazing but the light goes bright as fuck.

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