the end is never the end

Perse see, Perse do

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just two bros

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

pirates of the caribbean really introduced an eldritch octopus man who kills indiscriminately and torments the dead as their poster villain and then you watch the movies and it's like, "oh no, actually the worst villain in this series is a small white british man who functions as the herald of capitalism" and that was very very brave of them

#here is a man so heartless he has literally cut his own heart out of his chest #but he's still not as evil as the fucking east india trading company

people who dont use blankets at night are creepy and must be avoided

Micrologus - Austin Osman Spare

Music is just cope for people who can’t generate emotions on their own

Some of y'all really need to go outside. To think it's somehow "not ok" to listen to music is the craziest shit I've heard all week

it literally isn't okay to listen to music. that's someone else's emotions and it's both embarrassing and ideological theft to use them instead of your own.

Faroe's Song

Being a transformers fan is so embarrassing. Yes he’s named some ridiculous shit like hot rod. Yes he turns into a car. Yes I get emotional about him and draw him and write about him regularly

Should I just kill myself

Quick what are you doing RIGHT now (besides scrolling Tumblr)

look, if i catch sight of a mutual's unfortunately popular post in the wild dragging their flailing body behind it, i am obligated to smack that pony's ass and send them for another round of the pasture. i'm sorry, it's nothing personal, but it's in my contract

I did what I had to do and I let the system take care of the rest- Oh, you and your goddamn system! Christ! So what now? Every day, Bullseye goes to the chow hole, eats his slop, you know he gets to breathe the same air that you breathe. You feel good about that? 

part of my masculine charm is that i'm completely insane

bit mad innit. This whole thing