ur invited to the product launch of my new business ManyMilk. Its a little like milk only multiplied by 4

This is what happens to the economy without wokeness. Until my pronouns are respected, I will destroy another 3% of the American GDP. #darkwoke

trans--courier 50+ follower coining event : day 3

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Day 3: transaesthetic/transfashion / music related

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translolicore / transanicore

A transID / musID where one identifies with/as being [ a fan of ] the lolicore / anicore genre , one's transID is impacted by lolicore / anicore in some way , etc

Featuring one of my all time favorite lolicore album covers for lolicore is for faggots

Note : lolicore / anicore has nothing to do with actual " lolicon " it is a parody genre of breakcore that involves sound bites from anime intended to make fun of early western otaku culture

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tallest woman to eat a crisp

highest average viscosity of tears shed from a left eye

most vigorous lovemaking by a captive tortoise within the state of new jersey

least likely to relate an anecdote of substandard quality (Steubenville High, Class of '04)

longest sigh

highest ratio of number pores to square centimeters of skin

most fulfilling relationship with mother (middleweight division)

friendliest elevator inspector

longest streak of consecutive relationships with discrete men named Ari

shortest woman to eat a crisp

most fragrant currency

road least travelled (Steubenville metropolitan area)

dog of greatest significance

fastest operational moving walkway in a regional airport

most career wins (Miss Incisors, Steubenville orthodontics festival annual pageant)

shortest interval between ingestion of jewelry and subsequent successful retrieval from stool

funniest automobile collision

most crisps eaten by a tall woman

largest spontaneous gathering of disreputable gentlemen

lowest average rate of apology acceptances by a father with at least 300 career attempts

most adroit use of the word "stoolpigeon"

furthest traveled during a single telephone call while on hold

longest continuous unbroken chain of contagious yawning within a single car on the London tube during the year 1998

sharpest tool in the confines of an outbuilding located on the Steubenville residence of one Mr. Geoffrey Diop, hereafter referred to as "the shed"

T-Shirt slogan least befitting of a lady of great social standing

crisp most eaten amongst women (tall)

most forgettable rug

most read instance of bathroom stall graffiti in a public school

most long and circuitous possible route through the East Steubenville Costco warehouse which meets the following criteria:

1 . The route enters every aisle at least once.

For the purposes of this exercise, let's extend the meaning of the word aisle beyond the main commercial thoroughfares generally recognized as such to also include other store areas so long as they are:

2 . The route does not double back on itself within a given aisle.

Progress along the route within an aisle must always move progressively further away from the point of at which the aisle was most recently entered until such time as the the route leaves said aisle. The route may meander from side to side to maximize path length, but only if the arc of each turns ia wide enough to make easily with a full shopping cart.

3 . The route does not self-intersect

That is to say, if one were to trace the shape of the entire route on a map of the store the line would never cross over itself

4 . The route does not ever retread old territory.

The path may never reenter any unbroken aisle segment previously visited along the roue. Unbroken aisle segment here means a stretch of aisle without any potential entrance/egress points between its ends. This criterion poses perhaps the most significant challenge to route construction, particularly when considering aisles with an odd number of intersections. A theoretical aisle with infinite crossings could, of course, be exited and then reentered any number of times (at least, assuming the infinity of a neighbor aisles also intersect each other) but this is unlikely to occur at the Steubenville Costo location.

coolest idea for a new breed of dog

largest uncoordinated confluence of former classmates in an airport food court

individual for whom, though they are the notoriously the loudest chewer among their group of friends, the act of chewing nonetheless emits the least amount of sound when compared to other such individuals

turkey vulture bearing the greatest resemblance to the celebrity Harry Styles purely in terms of facial expressions and general affect

woman possessing the highest degree of raw innate talent for knife throwing among all women with no experience in the practice

largest purchase of printer toner made by accident

most blatant misuse of the word matriculate in a court of law

largest town or settlement bearing the name Tokyo

best joke told on a cricket pitch between the hours of midnight and 1:00 AM

longest eulogy delivered by a young child

most debaucherous request immediately following the christening of a ship

newborn most disinclined to appreciate telenovelas as an art form during their first week of life

Most optimized workflow by an ice sculptor

Most creative use of tahini in the bedroom

Angriest dust mite in the hypothetical scenario in which the dust mite-human communication gap is bridged and mites the world over discover exactly what kind of person’s pillow they’ve been living on

Sexiest dust mite-human celebrity power couple in the hypothetical scenario in which the dust mite-human love gap is bridged and mites the world over are smitten with human women who are in turn besotted with their charming bedmates

Most palpable absence from a wedding photo in retrospect

crispest enunciation of the word “tall” by an eating woman

bravest pig in all the world

most inspired font choice for a breakup message

coolest girl in school

most ineffable, subjective quality a so-called expert has devised a method to measure, quantify, and rank

i get that it is recreationally fun to whine and hate. i support all whiners and haters and i agree nintendo should be bankrupted and have to sell all its games for negative ninety dollars. but if new mario games are $80 i just think its really easy to not buy new mario games. like when peoplare like "games are 1 squillion dollars" im like okay maybe for you if you want to buy the new zelda or cod the day of release. for Me, video games are like $15. sometimes $0

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╰┈➤ ​ ​ a soundic gender related to the sound of typing, especially on a clicky-clacky rainbow keyboard.

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people who are cis do not want to be the opposite gender & would be uncomfortable or upset if it was forced on them.

if i forced you to go onto hormones or get surgery and you would like that? you would enjoy that? you are trans. if you could be magically poofed into the opposite gender & you would like that then you are trans.

cis men like to be men & cis women like to be women they are not simply neutral they actively like their gender. they want to continue to preform it & would be unhappy to change

being trans is not like some magical shit that all of us just like magically know- we went thru the exact same process. a big part of what cracked my egg is seeing a video of a very masculine trans man wearing a dress & saying you can transition & still wear dresses. get real w/ urself

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disID

An umbrella under the larger transID umbrella where one is a transID one feels one shouldn't be, thus it is discordant, disagreeing with or divergent from one's internal perception of oneself. This can be for any reason

Allowing this umbrella to be added to transID.org for accessibility, my other flags are not permitted on third party sites.

Flag template + icon below in case you wanna make your own

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