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A Freak Of Nature And A Pervert With Lots Of Time

@pyroclastic-bro

Jesse, 19, he/they, sinister and evil dyke, gender is a fuck, my discord is @i_see_shrimp_colors
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My interests💜

Transformers

Ryu Ga Gotoku/Yakuza

TF2

Plushies

Mouthwashing

Star Trek

Venture Bros

Art/Antiques

Moar but I forgor them

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My NSFW side blog is @magma-dungeon

My asks are always open and if you wanna chat then shoot me a message on discord :}

TERFS fuck off and die, my blog is safe for trans women

I write fanfics! Check them out :D

Yakuza

Majima has a profoundly strange dream in which he comes to terms with some things.

Or: Is it normal to dream about 6 clones of your stalker fucking you while dressed as up your employees? Jury's out on that one

Kiryu runs into Majima for the first time since their fight at Shangri-La. They have a discussion using anything but words.

Tachibana has some unique ways of punishing Oda, who is frustratingly hard to punish and always deserving of punishment.

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you know what would be crazy. if Majima straight up tries to call the number on Kiryu's real estate business card

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Reblogged tellofunni
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were I to create an original piece of media I would create bait so queer in order to create a fanfic environment I like. I find you guys do your best work under duress.

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I’d say “jeez can two people not be friends anymore?” and then I’d give one of them amnesia in which they only recognize the other above anyone else

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no offense but morpheus dorpheus orpheus go eat some walruses orifices porridges morpheus morpheus going to the buffet and walruses corfidence corpseses worcestershire sauce go into your orifices RED PILL BLUE PILL MORPHEUS WALRUSES seashells by the seashorpheus

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ralsei-deltarune

MORPHEUS DRINKIN A 40 IN A DEATH BAASKET

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OH, THE CLONED HUMANITY!!

He was too young, too beautiful for this life. Like a candle in a blimp…

We must be strong in his memory and welcome his replacements:

I love the cartoon about the angsty teenage clones being raised by an amoral scientist and his doting robot assistant.

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highly recommend keeping a small portrait of a historical figure who met a grisly end on your work desk. for perspective.

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me: oh thomas cromwell, we're really in it now. every day i get emails.

the postcard of thomas cromwell i keep on my desk: i was on committees with the duke of norfolk. and they beheaded me.

me: yep. good point.

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me: cromwell. cromwell this post has got too big and famous and people are starting to misunderstand me on it.

the postcard of thomas cromwell i keep on my desk: oh no! you achieved too much fame and status? and now people are misrepresenting you? should we strip your lands and title? have you been beheaded?

me: YES ALRIGHT FINE

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