my d.b. cooper theory is that the rapture happened while he was falling and he was the only christian worthy of heaven

oh my god logan told goldy and hyphen that in cal’s mind bryce ‘hasn’t quite earned’ the right to shake cal

and ‘more often than not’ if they shake it’s because cal told them to because he loves the fake shake

So I'm walking around Cambridge, MA today and I see this sign outside a church:

And I'm like lol "feed the birds" need not apply here and took this photo thinking I'd share it with @todaysbird, but then my partner tugged on my sleeve and pointed, and RIGHT behind me was this:

So, uh. Either someone ignored the sign and gave alms to our Lord and Savior Turkey, or the turkeys didn't give a TOSS about the lack of communion bread in this 'burgh cause they are HERE.

Also I made them nervous coming over to take pictures, I am ashamed.

Some day I'll be normal about seeing turkeys in the wild, but man, today is NOT that day. 🦃

@denugis

I found the Hyde Park turkey story! There are an awful lot of Boston turkey stories on YouTube!

Official Post of Massachusetts

oh it must be spring the mariners fans are doing the charlie brown kicking the football thing again

mantras for you all this year

1) THEY’RE SO BACK

2) CHOKING ISNT REAL IT CANT HAPPEN

3) A TERRIBLE AND PROFOUND CURSE WILL BEFALL THE ASTROS

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oh it must be spring the mariners fans are doing the charlie brown kicking the football thing with lucy again

WE'RE BOUT TO KICK THIS FOOTBALL SOOOOOO FUCKING FAR YOU GUYS

it is so endearing to me when the ms get new players and the infield win dance is a little awkward as they’re getting the hang of it