a lifetime supply of strawberry and cream tictacs would fix me

s-should i put away the rubber bands then…?

what would those help

y-you said fix

like yknow…i misread what you meant vro 😭

AH !!!1! NO!!! PUT THEM AWAY!!! AND ONTO JAX NEUTER HIM!!!

REAL

also no get over here silly(/j)

scary

OH NO WHAT HAVE WE DONE!!!!1!1!1!!!

WHO COULDVE ANTICIPATED THIS!!

WHY WOULS YOU TELL ME RO DE-NUT HIM-

it’s what he deserves

yknow what.

i’m taking your uterus

and leaving the period cramps

I mean then I never have to worry about getting pregnant. Jax does tho I’m gonna impregnate that boy

nah that’s my job 🤑🤑🤑

a lifetime supply of strawberry and cream tictacs would fix me

s-should i put away the rubber bands then…?

what would those help

y-you said fix

like yknow…i misread what you meant vro 😭

AH !!!1! NO!!! PUT THEM AWAY!!! AND ONTO JAX NEUTER HIM!!!

REAL

also no get over here silly(/j)

scary

OH NO WHAT HAVE WE DONE!!!!1!1!1!!!

WHO COULDVE ANTICIPATED THIS!!

WHY WOULS YOU TELL ME RO DE-NUT HIM-

it’s what he deserves

yknow what.

i’m taking your uterus

and leaving the period cramps

Ah, look. Another liberal who didn’t allow comments on a post. Ok. We’ll air it out here.

Repeat after me.

People’s kids are their responsibility.

My kid is my responsibility.

Your kid is your responsibility.

Children are not the responsibility of the government. The government is not a parent.

Parent your own kids. If you can’t afford them, or can’t afford life, then legally get on welfare. Who pays for welfare? The taxpayers, whether they have kids or not.

Your children are not the responsibility of anyone else. Be a parent. I’ll pay for my kid(s), but I’m sick of paying for everyone else’s.

☦︎17TolucaLake☦︎

No, no, no… that is not how you do it. Those two thingys cannot be conflated

Here… let me show liberals how to conflate thingys Let's go!!! :)

If we can stop Democrats from mass-shooting children in schools — so that they can then pass unconstitutional gun laws, we can stop Democrats from murdering babies in their mother's tummies at Planned Parenthood clinics — so that they can then harvest the adrenochrome, sell the baby parts on the black market for profit, and use the spiritual energy of the dying baby for their Luciferian rituals

Now that!!!… is how you conflate thingys yo!!!!

oookay Nazi queerphobe scumbag, you can shut up now. everyone knows how stupid you are now

what did I just read?

the denial stage of a Nazi mourning the loss of an argument

The fuck is happening here

when did this become what people were believing

who said we were harvesting the marinara of women’s bodies for spiral energy

when were they alive enough to have souls

when did Luciferian become a word

when satanism stopped being socially acceptable to say.

also only morons believe in the stuff the Nazi said

Bro what the actual fuck were any of those sentences though?!

can we all just agree to make our own fucking lunches mate-

and tbh it doesn’t matter your religion or some shit (i’m an agnostic, sue me), if you need to feed your kid, feed them. If you can’t, get some help to feed them.

or like give them up but THATS A LAST RESORT (unless you don’t want kids but-)

I think you severely misunderstand the word “poverty”. BECAUSE IT MEANS YOU CANT FUCKING BUY FOOD CONSTANTLY. And if you’re in a situation such as that, THEN GUESS WHAT?! It is INCREDIBLY likely that your entire community is as well! Religion is not affecting this debate! MORALS are! The government makes enough money from taxes to feed kids at school and they have proven it! They actively choose not to! And giving your child away will just leave them with a SHIT TON of mental health issues! Such as abandonment issues, possible PTSD from being treated badly, trust issues, depression, anxiety, and all sorts of things! And if you’re in poverty due to discrimination? Your child won’t be spared of that! At all! The real solution is to give them at the VERY LEAST! A free meal.

If you deserve a happy life, then they do too.

excuse my french stories but bitch the only reason why i get to eat almost everyday is due to school. My fridge is nearly empty everyday. I’m poor as shit. I literally said “If you can’t afford it, try to get some help”.

Maybe read it fully next time before skimming through it

i’m saying “can’t we all agree to make our own lunches” as an expression. “Can’t we all agree to disagree?”

a lifetime supply of strawberry and cream tictacs would fix me

s-should i put away the rubber bands then…?

what would those help

y-you said fix

like yknow…i misread what you meant vro 😭

AH !!!1! NO!!! PUT THEM AWAY!!! AND ONTO JAX NEUTER HIM!!!

REAL

also no get over here silly(/j)

scary

OH NO WHAT HAVE WE DONE!!!!1!1!1!!!

WHO COULDVE ANTICIPATED THIS!!

WHY WOULS YOU TELL ME RO DE-NUT HIM-

a lifetime supply of strawberry and cream tictacs would fix me

s-should i put away the rubber bands then…?

what would those help

y-you said fix

like yknow…i misread what you meant vro 😭

AH !!!1! NO!!! PUT THEM AWAY!!! AND ONTO JAX NEUTER HIM!!!

REAL

also no get over here silly(/j)

scary

OH NO WHAT HAVE WE DONE!!!!1!1!1!!!

Ah, look. Another liberal who didn’t allow comments on a post. Ok. We’ll air it out here.

Repeat after me.

People’s kids are their responsibility.

My kid is my responsibility.

Your kid is your responsibility.

Children are not the responsibility of the government. The government is not a parent.

Parent your own kids. If you can’t afford them, or can’t afford life, then legally get on welfare. Who pays for welfare? The taxpayers, whether they have kids or not.

Your children are not the responsibility of anyone else. Be a parent. I’ll pay for my kid(s), but I’m sick of paying for everyone else’s.

☦︎17TolucaLake☦︎

No, no, no… that is not how you do it. Those two thingys cannot be conflated

Here… let me show liberals how to conflate thingys Let's go!!! :)

If we can stop Democrats from mass-shooting children in schools — so that they can then pass unconstitutional gun laws, we can stop Democrats from murdering babies in their mother's tummies at Planned Parenthood clinics — so that they can then harvest the adrenochrome, sell the baby parts on the black market for profit, and use the spiritual energy of the dying baby for their Luciferian rituals

Now that!!!… is how you conflate thingys yo!!!!

oookay Nazi queerphobe scumbag, you can shut up now. everyone knows how stupid you are now

what did I just read?

the denial stage of a Nazi mourning the loss of an argument

The fuck is happening here

when did this become what people were believing

who said we were harvesting the marinara of women’s bodies for spiral energy

when were they alive enough to have souls

when did Luciferian become a word

when satanism stopped being socially acceptable to say.

also only morons believe in the stuff the Nazi said

Bro what the actual fuck were any of those sentences though?!

can we all just agree to make our own fucking lunches mate-

and tbh it doesn’t matter your religion or some shit (i’m an agnostic, sue me), if you need to feed your kid, feed them. If you can’t, get some help to feed them.

or like give them up but THATS A LAST RESORT (unless you don’t want kids but-)

a lifetime supply of strawberry and cream tictacs would fix me

s-should i put away the rubber bands then…?

what would those help

y-you said fix

like yknow…i misread what you meant vro 😭

AH !!!1! NO!!! PUT THEM AWAY!!! AND ONTO JAX NEUTER HIM!!!

REAL

also no get over here silly(/j)

a lifetime supply of strawberry and cream tictacs would fix me

s-should i put away the rubber bands then…?

what would those help

y-you said fix

like yknow…i misread what you meant vro 😭

a lifetime supply of strawberry and cream tictacs would fix me

s-should i put away the rubber bands then…?

Beatboxing sequel

( @weregonnaneedabiggerboat )

BAAHAHAHAHAHAA I LOVE IT

stop making fun of him chat he’s a sickly victorian child….

ANYWAYS THAT SAD PIANO MUSIC WAS PUTTING HIM TO SLEEP KEEP IT UP POMNI!!!1!!1!!!

do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

The Amazing Digital Primos

Starring:

no offense but this is literally why i have nightmares 😭

For those of you who dont get to see fireflies. Yes they are real and yes they are gentle

Fuck. I can’t believe how much I needed to see something sweet and beautiful and needless right this very moment.

Thank you. I’ll try to get it to more people in need.

Catching fireflies on the Fourth of July is one of my favorite memories… I wish I still lived in an area where they were common…

i never see these bitches but woah they’re so pretty

Same applies to me an’ my blog!

SAME HERE, WE RESPECT IN THIS HOUSEHOLD

What fragrances would the Hazbin Hotel cast wear?

Ever wondered what your favorite Hazbin Hotel character would smell like?

No? Well, too bad, because now you’re about to.

As a former fragrance enthusiast, someone who spent way too much time sniffing tiny paper strips at department stores, I’ve decided to use my expertise to answer the real questions: what perfumes and colognes would the Hazbin Hotel cast wear?

Some of these choices make sense and some are unhinged. Let’s begin this psychological warfare analysis.

First up:

Charlie – KILIAN I Don’t Need a Prince to Be a Princess

I Don’t Need a Prince to Be a Princess is basically marshmallows in a bottle: sweet, fluffy, and comforting, much like Charlie herself. The notes? Vanilla, benzoin, and a touch of green tea, making it smell like a hug wrapped in a bedtime story. It’s innocent yet oddly addictive.

Vaggie – CHANEL Chance Eau Tendre

CHANEL Chance Eau Tendre is the perfect fit for Vaggie. It’s fresh, clean, and perfect for someone with a sporty, no-nonsense personality. It smells like someone who will absolutely win an argument (and a physical fight). With crisp grapefruit, delicate jasmine, and a soft, musky base, this perfume has that effortless "I just stepped out of the shower" scent.

Alastor- Raid

Self-explanatory. I mean he could wear a high-class vintage cologne, but why bother when raid is more effective at clearing a room? He’ll occasionally use the lemon scented one though.

this is canon i would know im Viv’s left eyelash

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with the year or so i’ve been on this website, all of the of my art post’s reblogs combined, only adds up to 20 reblogs in total.

20 

need i say more?

so basically, like AND reblog.

I’m not reblogging this y'all don’t mind me just not reblogging this because it’s definitely not on my blog because I’ve reblogged this don’t mind meeeeeee

damnit gotta reblog now

when I die I'm gonna bitch slap God and will my own personal afterlife into existence so I don't have to deal with any of you living people walking around on my heavenly lawn

In my religion we believe that if we try hard enough we actually could make our own universes and such… so… yeah that’s kinda guaranteed for me if I’m right, and mostly for you too as long as you’re not evil n shit. And even then, you still have a big chance.

shut it, mormon boy(/j)

Bruh im a girl

shut it, mormon girl(/j)