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@queermarzipan / queermarzipan.tumblr.com

aspiring fanfic writer | bit of a violinist | é/sí/siad | it/she/they | pineapple on pizza | harry potter – drarry | the umbrella academy – klaus | stranger things – byler | doctor who – tenrose timepetals doctordonna | good omens | david tennant | bigots not welcome | art ≠ artist | no money for shitty artists | purity culture banned | fuck jkr | fuck ng | fuck all billionaires but elon musk and jkr in particular | pro-zionism | pro-palestine | anti-hamas
Anonymous asked:

Genuine question that I'm sure you get a lot but how can someone be both pro Zionism and pro Palestine? Everything I have read and consumed would make it seem as if they are the antithesis of each other.

This is in fact the first time someone has asked me this!! I'm so happy to be answering this tbh it's gonna be a nice note to end on (i'm going to sleep after this).

(I fell asleep before I finished lol, good morning)

So when people call themselves "Pro-Palestine", they overwhelmingly consider themselves to be acting on behalf of the civilians of Palestine, rather than in support of any particular military efforts (though pro-Palestine protests have horrendous track records concerning pro-Hamas demonstrations/speakers). When I call myself "Pro-Palestine", I am aligning myself with the civilians of Palestine and wishing for their suffering to end.

When people (generally Zionists) align themselves in opposition to self-described "pro-Palestine" people, they overwhelmingly consider themselves to be acting in opposition to a pro-Hamas group. This is because, as mentioned previously, the pro-Palestine movement has a horrendous problem with keeping pro-Hamas sentiments seperate from it.

When self-described "pro-Palestinian" people align themselves in oppsition to Zionism, they overwhelmingly consider themselves to be acting in opposition to an expansionist force that seeks to subjugate the Palestinian people; Revisionist Zionism and Kahanism, two offshoots of Zionism, are both anti-Palestinian in this sense, but the reduction of Zionism to these frankly fringe (though regrettably prominent in the current Israeli government) beliefs is incorrect and, in a lot of cases, disingenuous and/or actively malicious.

The generally accepted definitions of Zionism among Zionists are "the right of the Jewish people to return to, and form communities in, their ancestral homeland" and "the right of the Jewish people to self-determination in their ancestral homeland". When I call myself "pro-Zionism", I am aligning myself with the belief that these rights are as inalienable from Jews as they are from any other indigenous group the world over; I do not believe they can expire, or be rescinded, or otherwise become invalid, for any reason.

As you can see, my beliefs that:

  • Palestinian civilians are experiencing a hardship that should by all rights stop immediately
  • Jewish people have the right to home, community, and self-determination in their ancestral homeland

are not at all in conflict with each other!

NB: This analysis applies only to people who are acting in good faith. There are self-described Zionists who subscribe to Kahanism/Revisionist Zionism, and many ostensibly "pro-Palestine" people who support Hamas. The world at large is very susceptible to propaganda spread by Hamas, because the world is antisemitic.

The two most common dogwhistles to watch out for are pro-Hamas dogwhistles:

  • Positive reference to "resistance" or "the resistance" — these are euphemisms for "terrorism" and "Hamas" or, more recently, "Hezbollah".
  • Negative reference to "the occupation", "the Zionist occupation", or "Zionist settlers" — there are illegal settlers in the West Bank, and I'd bet my life they overwhelmingly identify as Zionists, but these dogwhistles are code for Israel as a whole and the desire for it to cease to exist. When the illegal West Bank settlers are being discussed, specifying "the West Bank settlers" and/or "the West Bank occupation" is best practice.

I hope this helped!! I didn't want to just give you my definitions of the terms in question because that wouldn't really address why the stances of "Zionist" and "pro-Palestine" have become essentially diametrically opposed in popular discourse. As I said, this is not in fact a question I've recieved before & I really appreciate being asked <3

ALSO PPS: The reason I don't call myself a "Zionist" is because I am not a Jew. The conversation of Zionism was always meant to be an internal discussion between Jews, and I'm only aligning myself with it in order to show solidarity with a movement that is having its name forcefully and effectively blackened.

(Yes, this does in fact mean that non-Jews who call themselves "anti-Zionist" are essentially co-opting a Jewish word. Idk how to fix this either.)

Thank you so much for asking, have a great day!!

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hey so last night i was looking for charming teddy bears, and what should have been a just and noble quest devolved into a horrible discovery:

for around 200 big ones, you can purchase a teddy bear with the body of a man and the eyes of a creature that knows it should not exist

despite the fact it's dressed like the boring guy you avoid at office christmas parties in every ad, it does not, in fact, arrive at your home khaki'd up and ready to go.

he's 5'7" so i hope you just have clothes for an adult man just laying around. and yes, his name is Puffy.

anyways the naked photos further cement his horrid homunculus status.

all of the information provided about this thing make it seem like its creators only have a passing understanding of human beings.

i mean like yeah. that is true. teddy bears are usually shaped like bears and this one certainly is not.

kill the ones you love. puffy is enough.

puffy is enough.

hey! don't be scared, okay?

puffy is a milky brown!

It’s absolutely awful, thanks very much and props to OP for the documentation.

They want you to take this thing on a business trip. Do you need to book an extra plane seat for him or what.

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i’ve been told by various european friends that the most american sentence i’ve ever said is “sophomore year of college, some friends and i road-tripped thirteen hours to florida for spring break.”

and now i can confidently say this is the most guy-who-lives-in-paris sentence i’ve ever said: “today i was cycling to meet a friend at buttes-chaumont and i went over some cobblestones and my baguette got launched out of the bike basket into the middle of the roundabout”

@derinthescarletpescatarian I need an Australian sentence now.

Once I was on an eighteen hour train ride into the city and the complementary tea service was down because the train had hit a kangaroo on the way up and broken their hot water system.

is that actually true? not that it would shock me too much but I wanna know if it's a real situation or just off the dome

Yes it happened to me when I was working on a cattle property in Queensland

I also had my one and only four wheeler accident there when I was biking out to look at some eagles at the creek with an eight year old.

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So the dealio with the door is this.

I want to put a back door in my renovated craft room/workshop into the (currently unused) chicken pen. This will make it a lot easier to feed the chickens and let them into the yard in the morning, once I rebuild a coop in there and put them back in there. It will need to be an exterior door because it will lead outside and will thus need to deal with weather and soforth, and I would like one with glass in it, to help let natural light into the house.

Problems:

  1. The room is wonky and has a really low ceiling, which makes fitting a normal sized door in there... tricky. It would be better to cut a door shorter, but fiddling with external doors like that, especially ones with glass panels in them, is inviting trouble. I can do it, but I'd rather not.
  2. Exterior doors, especially with glass panels, are very expensive.

I'm in luck here, because I actually have an exterior door with a glass panel inside my home -- the one leading to my bedroom. Furthermore, it's already leading into the low ceiling room and was cut shorter by a previous owner.

Also, I've been wanting to replace it for quite some time. Not because if the glass panel (I like that, it lets natural light in, you philistines), but because it's a) not cut quite short enough for the bedroom (it drags against the floor, which is actually bare underfloor panelling; I'm going to want to put carpet in here when I get round to finishing it, and the door won't be able to open if I do that, I need a shorter one) and b) I want to be able to put a cat door in it, which I obviously can't do with glass.

So the plan is:

  • Cut new internal plywood door to size, cut cat hole in it (using jigsaw for the first time since high school woodworking class 20 years ago, do not fuck it up)
  • Seal and paint door
  • Swap doors and put a lil curtain on the cat hole until I can be fucked making a proper cat door
  • Paint glass panel door to match craft room
  • call in Ceiling Guy to build a door frame into the chicken coop for glass panel door. Spend all of my money getting contract work done.
  • Repaint and finish tiling craft room around the door frame.
  • Cry over lack of money. Get harrassed by chickens from an exciting new direction.

This will go well. I mean I forgot to buy a door handle for the new door but still.

at least you'll have your comfort 120m of wood

anyway sound like sound plan, we especially like the cat curtain idea, opportunities for curtain call videos

I'm a Closed Door Person and the presence of Diesel and the random stray have forced me to be an Open Door Person which I do not enjoy and which is something I want to fix before the cold weather this year hits

This is the room that I spend the coldest part of the day in (early morning and late night). I hate the cold, it makes my fingers and toes hurt and I hate shivering. If there is one room that I would like to have a warm floor, it's this one. And no, rugs on wood or tile (like I could afford a wood floor, have you SEEN the price of hardwood floorboards) are not enough.

I'm a huge fan of tiles for resilience and ease of cleaning. (Keeping floors clean is something I seriously struggle with, something that can be easily swept or mopped and is scratch-resistant is great for me.) As a general rule I hate carpet for this reason, vacuuming is a real bitch of a task. Generally I try to live without carpet because if it's there I just don't, I mean, getting the vacuum cleaner out and set up is So Many Steps. But I'm looking to design my bedroom to have as few things that need to be moved off the floor as possible and probably putting one of those robot vacuums down here so it should be alright.

nothing scarier than being a fan of a fic and then becoming mutuals with the author. like hi shakespeare. big fan of your fake dating au

Apologies in advance but I have to get serious here for a minute about the subject of "being intimidated by fanfic authors." This is more con-oriented than Tumblr-oriented but the sentiments are applicable to both.

It makes me so upset whenever I think of all the times I went to a con and couldn't seem to find anyone to talk to. After being on a few panels where I made jokes about the joys of writing about dicks and butts, I would walk around, and it just seemed like folks were all doing their own thing, not inviting me to join them. I would always think, Oh, story checks out, everyone is put off because I'm a weird freak, it's just like in high school. Then I'd go back to my hotel room and wonder what I spent all this money for, coming here to be lonely.

Then, in the days after the con, I would see posts from other con-goers, or receive messages: "omg berlynn i was too shy to say hello at the con but i just want you to know that your fics mean everything to me and you're so amazing."

I really do appreciate those kind words, but...it would have been cool to actually hang out with you, you know?

One time I had the opportunity to chat with with a trio of folks who were the guests of honor at this con because they were screening their gorgeous and charming fan film, and they confessed to me that the day before, they had walked into a room, seen that I was there, and walked out because they were too intimidated at the very idea of being in the room with me. (So I sat alone and silent in that room for 20 more minutes.)

The thing is, even if I was the most popular fanfic writer in the history of the world, connecting with other fans and forming friendships is the only compensation I get. I don't eat better because you liked my fic. I don't get a swag bag worth $5,000 when I check into my hotel room at a con because I wrote that one omegaverse fic that everyone read. I do what I do and I write what I write because I want to be part of a community of fans.

But I should note that all is not loneliness and misery for Berlynn. I have had some of the greatest moments of my life making connections with people who actually did speak to me at cons. Sometimes it was just a hug and a few happy tears, sometimes it was deep philosophical discussions about writing dicks and butts while sitting on the floor of a party suite at two in the morning...but several of my IRL friends are people who were not afraid to just reach out to me after a panel, or say hello at the bar.

Here's how it might go when you connect with your favorite fanfic author: One of my closest friends is someone who was a big fan of my work, introduced to me by a mutual friend. Sitting across from me at a restaurant not too long after our introduction, this person had to point out to me that, whilst gesticulating exuberantly over my meal, I had gotten some macaroni and cheese on my sleeve. After that, they were not so starstruck anymore, and now we live in the same building, which makes it easy for us to hang out and giggle over old TV shows together a couple times a week.

Probably there are fanfic writers who don't want to be bothered, who don't want to be messaged, who aren't in it for the social connection...but they are not the ones following you on social media. They're not the ones with their inboxes open, anonymous messages on. And they're not the ones strolling through the common areas at cons looking for an empty seat at a table.

Sometimes you are a fan of a fic and say hello to the author and then a while later you are full naming them because they're being a goose when they should be sleeping.

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“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

It’s from two days ago fam how many times could there have been

do you think no one else has time travel

Happy one month anniversary to this post that has not allowed me a single day of fucking peace since I made it.

STOP IT’S BEEN MONTHS. MONTHS!

YOU CAN STOP.

wow if only you had a time machine

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Honestly having reached a billion notes I think it’s safe to say that in the Year of our lord 2041, this is the most popular tumblr post out there.

I’m killing your parents before you’re born

Still here, why’d you hesitate @derinthescarletpescatarian

Your mum’s ability to hold up under active gunfire was really hot. I’m your dad now.

Isn’t that the plot of Terminator

Where do you think the plot for Terminator came from?

This is such a classic trainwreck post that has the vibes of a 2014 screenshot posted to Pinterest and then the last addition is just last Tuesday I can’t even

Imagine how I feel

POST, LIVE FOREVER!!!!!!

It doesn’t have to

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watched severance. I Understand Now.

scattered assortment of thoughts in no particular order bc my brain is still busy imploding

  • huge fan of them showing the Skull Drill onscreen. something about how the procedure is sanitized and sold as an escape from pain and inconvenience. you can’t feel it happening. it doesn’t hurt. there is sawdust on the floor made of Your Bones
  • (guy who has had some very specific life experiences watching severance s1): ‘why does harmony cobel talk like a religious ex-homeschooler undergrad with a perfect academic record but zero people skills’
  • (watching severance s2): ‘oh.’
  • this show’s ability to answer every ‘oh but wouldn’t it be fucked up if someone used this tech to [x]’ you can think of with ‘they’re already doing it and it’s even worse than you imagined!’ is frankly awe inspiring
  • dylan’s wife cheating on him with himself is simultaneously one of my favorite arcs in the show for what it reveals about his character and also objectively hilarious. him referring to it as ‘deeply fucking indecorous’ had a permanent impact on my personal ranking of favorite adjectives and maybe my entire life
  • s2 finale contains maybe the most realistic depiction i have ever seen televised of what it would Actually look like if a random office worker was suddenly forced to play action hero. and it slaps
  • i want mr milchick to have a nice day more than i have ever wanted anything. i don’t care that he was torturing people i forgive him.
  • the problem with jame eagan is that i want basically every character on the show and several characters who never even appear onscreen to beat him to death with their bare hands and if this even happens probably only one of them will get to do it
  • i was NOT prepared for the difference between a melon party and a waffle party

Good news, one popular fan theory is that Jame Eagan is trying to create immortality via body switching (his "revolving") via severance brain chip download, so if that pans out then it would be possible for multiple characters to beat him to death!

big fan of when youtubers break out the corkboard and string. thats when you know youre in for an insanely pointless breakdown of a media you're only tangentially familiar with.

wait how could i forget him. mr gilbert the king of this genre.

Personally, I'm a big fan of the Mike's Mic video on PLL

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