Simon & Garfunkel - April Come She Will

Is it time already for #15DaysofFatt?

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My dad sent these pictures of quail in his yard. Happy fat fuck Friday

somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.

and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.

I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me

We often eat pie at work...for morale.

"As a treat" implies a special occasion, a temporary state. "For morale" makes the joy essential, because you have to have good morale to keep going.

university professors love to create the most fucked up pdf ever known to mankind. it's enrichment for them.

what HAPPENED here

you will live to witness manmade horrors that are completely within your comprehension if you've paid any attention to a single piece of human history but are nevertheless still huge bummers

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I love all books but sometimes you read a book and you’re like so were all 21 thousand of you blindfolded and at gun point when you rated it 5 stars

The Science of Illusion (S01E20) COMMUNITY (2009—2015)

my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

Anybody remember broneys? Them wild sons of guns they loved horses.

it is past time we jettisoned the useless false dichotomy of introversion vs. extroversion and just accepted that everybody has a minimum amount of social interaction, failing which, they get really weird. and everybody has a maximum amount of social interaction, exceeding which, they get really weird. these levels are different for everyone, for a variety of reasons, and have no moral dimension. and that is all.

why would you come to this club and just shoot Myers & Briggs like this

they deserved it

friendships end. relationships end. fictional man whos doing even worse than you is forever

diced onion and olive oil belong in the saucepan together. lezzing out.

everything was better in the early 2000s esp. my extreme ignorance of the world and roller coaster tycoon 2