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art prompt: draw a creature/animal that fits the name Scrimpering Whimperlet

this thing

staring contest

this painting came to me in a dream

NO ONE appreciated my joke and its two revisions when i posted it so i’m posting it here

the country boys are wearing athleisure. the suburban boys are wearing cowboy shit. The city boys are wearing pristine carhartt. And me ? That’s right. Buck ass naked

what just happened?

Why the hell did I start laughing half way through this?

What is life

O____o what the fuck

… I—

sometimes there’s a lot of things wrong with tumblr

u ok internet

this is kind of really fucking terrifying

OMFG WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL IS THIS SHIT

IS THERE ANY FCUKING WAY TO GET AUDIO CLIPS FROM TUMBLR ON MY PHONE. ACTUALLY. IM BROKE AND I WANT TO FALL ASLEEP TO THIS

I. What. A pickle shifts uneasily.

SO THIS IS WHAT THAT DAMN PHRASE IS FROM

AHHHHHHH

…I don’t think I’ll be eating any hamburgers for a while.

OMG KALINDA YOUR FACE

IS STILL THERE

THEY CUT OUT EVERYTHING PRIOR BUT THEY KEPT YOUR FACE

PLEASE handle this relic with CARE, tumblr users. Wear nitrite gloves and only take it out of its case in a climate controlled environment.

WORMSONG WORMSONG WORMSONG MAYDAY MADAY I AM HEARING WORMSONG

At least this time he brought it right to the dustpan where I was already sweeping.

He returns to the hunt. His quest is never over.

TWO??? TWO??????

THE WEEK February 21, 2025

> be me

> supervillain

> tinker with the ability to build anything but with only one use and it breaks forever immediately after

> want to capitalize on Bowsette trend so i build a functional super crown

> realize i'll be stuck as a woman since it's one-use only

> make the accessory invention ive been saving: a one-time "repair kit" that can let me use an invention TWICE

> bigbrain.gif

> use the crown

> awooga

> get tons of views. raking in the subscribers.

> go to use the crown again after the stream to regain my glorious manhood

> find out my stupid fucking idiot piece of shit friend uber just tried it on

> its broken

> mfw

i wish north america had house lizards ppl r rlly missing out cus youll never know the feeling of being a child in the middle east and you find the love of ur life in yr room on the ceiling at 6am

this is how i treat men in north america. except i dont get bored of lizards

’cold showers are actually much better for you’ I don’t care if they gave me the power to manipulate time. you can pry scorching hot showers out of my dead hands. and even if I got time manipulation powers I would just use them to take more hot showers. btw

Appreciation post for all the beginner artists who work hard despite the AI ​​looming over us. You are fabulous. You are precious. Keep up the hard work, you are needed.

DRAW THOSE STICK FIGURES!!!

DO THOSE SHAPES!!!

NO MATTER THE SKILL LEVEL YOU STILL HAVE MORE DEDICATION TO THE CRAFT THAN AI BROS!!!