quinn

I guess the biggest problem with tentacle porn is that it seldom has a positive message

i’m a real wizard btw

Do you know any spells?

no.

You get a Sea Mullet

misclicked on a bunch of shit in quick succession and was met with a somewhat harrowing prompt

obviously i’m the one choosing for her to do this but at some point shadowheart casting guidance every time you speak to somebody displays a quite funny lack of confidence

tav: i’m going to have a conversation with—why are you casting enhance ability

shadowheart: don’t worry about it. i have total faith in you

"the ides of march". "neil banging out the tunes". "superputinelection"

Silly phone, you're not detecting an analog audio accessory, you're detecting soup, from the bowl of soup I dropped you in.

SINCE WHEN CAN BOTS CREATE POLLS??? EXCUSE ME?? ALSO WHAT ARE THESE OPTIONS?

realistic coworker conversation

Just wanted to share some shockingly good news in these difficult times. The full article is really worth reading. [Find it here]

important reminder (esp to those in liberal states) to never doubt the power of queer folks in red states to get 👏 shit 👏 done 👏

how it feels to wash your hair and brush your teeth and have clean clothes on

ooooo you wanna take a shower so bad

this should not have gagged me as hard as it did