I cannot stress enough how they - made this post - got hard ratioed and berated into the fucking stratosphere - deleted the post within the hour. - TRIED AGAIN ON A DIFFERENT ACCOUNT MEANT TO SPECIFICALLY PROMOTE PHOTOSHOP before they even changed the display name (similarly to this screenshot) - repeat of first three events.
satire could never. I fucking love Bluesky.
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what your favorite zelda game says about you
The Legend of Zelda: you are 40 years old
The Adventure of Link: you’re 40 years old, and gay
Faces of Evil: you dont know when a joke is taken too far
Wand of Gamelon: you dont know when a joke is taken too far and also youre a lesbian
Link’s Awakening: you need love and a vacation
Ocarina of Time: you think all games made ever since fucking suck
Link to the Past: you help everyone you meet
Link Between Worlds: you especially help everyone you meet and also youre gay
Wind Waker: you love ancient epics and only wear pajamas
Twilight Princess: youre a furry
Minish Cap: YOU’RE ADORABLE
Hyrule Warriors: no items fox only final destination
Four Swords/Four Swords Adventures/Triforce Heroes: your friends would do anything for you, including punch you in the face
Majora’s Mask: youre edgy and/or very sad
Skyward Sword: you’re really, Really gay
Phantom Hourglass: youre gay for linebeck probably
Spirit Tracks: you really like trains and being tossed around by strong girls
Oracle of Seasons: youre a pumpkin spice hipster
Oracle of Ages: youre a vintage hipster
Tingle’s Rosy Rupeeland: you are a strange, horrifying creature with no corporeal form
Breath of the Wild: you astral project every day
Link’s Crossbow Training: you play fpses online and tell people you fucked their mom
Zelda Heritage Post
how i'm handling my students using AI to write papers:
-don't accuse them on using AI from the get-go and instead ask them to informally define all the huge words that they used in their essay which i know they don't know the meaning of
-ask to see their original file where they "wrote" the essay. go to version history to see if it was just copy and pasted and then just edited a bit. i keep an eye out for the shit like "certainly! here's an essay about...."
-if they own up to it, they can re-do the assignment for a higher grade even if there will be an automatic penalty. if they don't, i process it like plagiarism and get my supervisor involved.
And this is much better than the immediate accusations. Some students have a good vocabulary. Stop accusing them of faking their essays without proof, and this is a good way to check.
Fellow students please stop using AI, go back to promising not to kill the school nerd if they do all your homework or something.
TotK voice memo locations (preview)
So we have a new feature in the Switch 2 enhanced versions of BotW/TotK where they give extra lore via "voice memos"! In the Nintendo Treehouse today, we were able to catch a glimpse of the full TotK map with locations of them, and boy it is dense!
Here's what I've been able to plot, based off the map at this part of the video:
Note that, of course, some of this data may not be precise, and I can't account for all the overlapping ones in densely-covered places like the Castle or villages. Nonetheless, let your imagination run free with what Zelda might have to say at those locations...
He's trying to learn
yeah libraries are cool but have you ever found a library with a secret doorway disguised as a bookshelf that leads to a smaller, hidden library filled with ancient books full of mysteries and forgotten knowledge? me neither and i'm sad about it
I think maybe the real secret doorway with a tiny, hidden library filled with ancient books full of mysteries and forgotten knowledge are the links to Google drives people post in Discord servers.
Unironically, vegans need to be advocating for more and better sheep, llama, and alpaca farms. Wool is one of the best fabrics we have in terms of versatility, longevity and most importantly, insulation. Even wet, it retains 80% of it’s insulation potential.
AND IT DOESN’T SHED MICROPLASTICS
Like, there’s literally nothing you can do to a sheep that’s as morally reprehensible as dumping plastic down the gullet of literally every other living thing. You wanna talk about animal welfare? Talk about reducing the amount of microplastics produced by rayon, polyester, and spandex.
Bruh plant-based sources of clothing exist and are better for the environment and don’t involve slicing an animal’s throat open please shut the fuck up you cunt
THE WOOL GROWS BACK
Do they think you kill a sheep for it’s wool