Any Dipcifica angst ideas? It can be from "main universe" or any of the AUs you've made.

Oh this is a dangerous question to ask me I love making AUs

I have an ongoing AU in my head about where Dipper and Pacifica didn’t meet in Gravity Falls but the curse still happened (and maybe weirdmageddon idk I’m still workshopping it) Dipper is a truck driver bc he didn’t wanna go to school but didn’t wanna stay home either and could kind of travel the country this way and explore while being paid. Pacifica has been hopping from different diners trying to get by and has a vengeful turned guardian spirit that takes care of anyone that tries to be weird with her in these hole in the wall sketchy middle of nowhere places. They meet once Dipper sees she’s got some supernatural shit going down and Pacifica needs a ride to the next town over, and then stay together once they realized they’ve both got ties to Gravity Falls—Dipper in his life changing summer, and Pacifica being born there and part of the Northwest Massacre Dipper heard about that happened a year before he and Mabel got to Gravity Falls.

Another AU? Breakup au, Dipper’s been living in Gravity Falls for a few couple years after graduation and Pacifica comes back to town after having left a year after graduating high school, only to have come back years after when Susan, her caretaker after emancipation, suffers a heart attack and needs someone to look after her in the meanwhile. Dipper and Pacifica broke up their last years of high school and haven’t seen each other since, but may now be forced to see each other in this small town and deal with the problems they had that caused them to break up in the first place, and how different they are now than the people they were back then.

Another AU, Pirate AU. Standard Mystery Shack pirate team, picks up a couple of people to join like Candy and Grenda and McGucket and Robbie (after they decimate his pirate crew lol he’s working as the deck swabber). Pacifica is a rich noble’s daughter that they kidnap for ransom but can’t get rid of fast enough because of her attitude. This changes once they find out how Pacifica was actually living with the Northwests, and because they’re pirates but not complete monsters, offer her to join the crew. I guess this one’s less a Dipcifica au more the whole cast but Dipcifica would grow close here! Like in a “I hate that jackass and his big head” and “oh I hate her annoying ass” to “I will sacrifice anything face anything I fear just to keep him safe and happy” and “if you touch a single (REAL) blonde hair on her I will string you up and use your rotting carcass as fish bait”

Wait one more maybe a Victorian era Dipcifica AU where Mabel and Dipper are exorcists in training under a Stan disguised as Ford and are essentially part real part scam service, and the Northwests have tasked them with curing an unruly Pacifica who they’re convinced must be possessed with how she’s been defying them. She is not possessed, but as they find out, has just been rebelling at the life and abuse she’s lived—but only after having had some emotional journeys and self reflection and encouragement from THE REAL ASS GHOSTS she’s been seeing her whole life, especially one Archibald Corduroy. But it takes a while for Dipper, Mabel, and Stan to figure all that out because for all the self realizations and bravery Pacifica’s had, she’s still stubborn, aggressive, and terrified as hell. Classic enemies to lovers moment comes after of course.

Honestly I could make so much more but I need to make food right now but yeah if you ever need ideas I’ve got too much