SUMMARY: sometimes spencer can’t help the impure thoughts he has about you…
PAIRING: fem!reader x perv!spencer
tags: reader is a bombshell, reader wears heels, reader canonly has big breasts, Spencer cannot stop fiending over reader, he needs a face full of boobs
a/n: perv Spencer solves all my problems 😵💫 not proof read and I’m currently high as a kite
DR SPENCER REID had a problem. A big one. And it wasn’t his IQ, eidetic memory, or statistical knowledge of serial killers.
You, with your radiant smile, your effortless charm, and a body that could make grown men weak in the knees. The worst part? You had no idea.
And that drove him absolutely insane.
You were oblivious to the effect you had on people, strutting into the BAU in heels that made your legs look just a little bit longer, wearing dresses that clung in all the right places. It wasn’t intentional—you just liked to feel cute—but Spencer? Spencer suffered.
He tried to be a gentleman. He really did. But then you’d absentmindedly play with the chain around your neck, biting your lip in concentration as you studied a file, and suddenly, his mind wasn’t on the case anymore.
It was on you. Your lips. Your fingers. Your throat.
The way your perfume lingered whenever you passed him, floral and sweet, was enough to short-circuit his brain. You’d lean over his desk, oblivious to how your cleavage was right there, and ask something completely innocent.
“Hey, Spence, can you help me explain this profile again? The LAPD is a little confused.”
His throat would go dry. His hands clenched under the desk, willing himself not to let his gaze drop. Not to let his mind wander to things it definitely shouldn’t.
But his thoughts always betrayed him.
And God help him when you stretched, arms above your head, making your shirt ride up just a little, exposing the soft skin of your stomach. Or when you bent over to pick up a fallen pen, giving him an unholy view of your curves.
Spencer wasn’t proud of it. The way his thoughts turned filthy in a matter of seconds. The way he sometimes found himself staying late in the office just so he could sit in the chair you had occupied, inhaling the lingering scent of your perfume like a desperate man.
The way he memorized the little noises you made when you were frustrated, so he could imagine how they’d sound in… other contexts.
And the worst part? You had no clue.
You giggled at his jokes, touched his arm casually, leaned close when he talked—probably thinking he was too sweet, too innocent to ever have impure thoughts.
You couldn’t be more wrong.
One day, you caught him staring—really staring—as you licked a bit of icing off your thumb after a slice of cake Garcia brought in. Your brows furrowed.
His jaw clenched. He tore his gaze away and nodded stiffly. “Mhm.”
The moment you caught him staring, really staring, at you licking icing off your thumb, he knew he was doomed.
He’d been careful before. Kept his thoughts contained, maintained the illusion of control. But that moment? That single, fleeting second when your brows furrowed in concern, your lips still slightly parted, your thumb glistening? It had cracked something inside him.
And now, everything was worse.
Everything about you was a test, and Spencer was failing.
You were sitting on the edge of his desk, swinging your legs slightly, the soft click of your heels against the wood filling the space between you. The team had just wrapped up a case, and everyone was unwinding in their own way—Morgan and Garcia were engaged in some playful banter, JJ and Emily were chatting quietly, and you?
You had made yourself comfortable next to him.
“So,” you mused, tapping a manicured nail against the case file in front of him. “Explain this whole… psychics magic thing to me again? I swear, sometimes I think your brain runs on another frequency.”
Spencer swallowed, his hands tightening into fists in his lap. He could explain it. It was an easy enough request.
Close enough that if he turned his head just a little, his lips would nearly brush against your shoulder. Close enough that your perfume was clouding his thoughts, floral and sweet, a scent he’d come to associate only with you.
And then you did it again.
You bit your lip in thought, eyes scanning the file, completely oblivious to the way Spencer’s gaze dropped like a magnet, drawn to the soft, plump curve of your mouth.
He had to force himself to look away, focusing on a spot anywhere that wasn’t you.
“Right,” he started, voice tight. “Well first of all the reaction—”
But then your fingers brushed against his.
It was nothing. A fleeting touch. You were just shifting, adjusting, existing in your usual, unconscious way.
But to Spencer? It was an electric shock straight to his spine.
He inhaled sharply, shifting in his chair, pretending to be deeply invested in the case file when, in reality, he hadn’t registered a single word on the page.
“Spence?” Your voice was soft, teasing. “Are you sure you’re okay?”
Because now, your fingers were still touching his.
His pulse was a frantic drumbeat against his ribs. He needed to move. Needed to put distance between you before he did something stupid.
But then you tilted your head, your hair cascading over your shoulder, and that was when he noticed it.
That damn, delicate chain you always fidgeted with. The one that had driven him insane more times than he could count.
And now? Now it had slipped down slightly, the pendant resting against the hollow of your throat, drawing his attention there.
Spencer clenched his jaw.
He could not be thinking about your throat. He could not be wondering how it would feel if he pressed his lips there, how your pulse would flutter beneath his mouth—
You were staring at him, brows raised, a small, knowing smile on your lips.
Or at least, you suspected something.
“I, uh—” He cleared his throat, yanking his hand away as if your touch burned. “I should—uh—get some tea.”
Lame. So unbelievably lame.
But you just giggled. “You don’t even drink green tea .”
Spencer muttered something unintelligible and practically fled to the break room, gripping the counter so tightly his knuckles turned white.
This was getting out of hand.
He had always been good at controlling his impulses. He had trained himself to push past distractions, to focus, to keep his thoughts in check.
But you were proving to be an impossible equation.
It only got worse when the storm hit.
The team had been planning to leave early that evening, but the universe had other plans. A sudden downpour, heavy and relentless, had trapped everyone in the office. Morgan had grumbled about the drive home, Emily had sighed dramatically about her soaked shoes, and you?
You had sighed, looking out the window with a soft pout, clearly disappointed.
Spencer had to look away before he did something stupid, like stare at your lips again.
Eventually, the team had scattered, each person waiting out the rain in their own way. Garcia had dragged JJ off to help her with something, Morgan had disappeared down the hall, and somehow—somehow—Spencer had ended up alone in the bullpen.
You were perched on his desk again, scrolling through your phone, completely at ease.
Spencer, on the other hand, was about to lose his mind.
You stretched your arms above your head, letting out a small hum, and his gaze betrayed him again, dropping to where your shirt rode up slightly, exposing a sliver of soft skin.
“You’re quiet tonight,” you mused, looking up from your phone.
Spencer blinked. “Uh. Just thinking.”
You smiled. “About what?”
He coughed. “Uh. The, um. Rain. It’s—uh—very hard- I mean uhm heavy..?”
A real, soft, sweet laugh that made his stomach flip in the most inconvenient way.
“Wow, Spence. You’re really on a roll with the small talk tonight.”
He groaned, dragging a hand over his face. “I don’t—I’m just—”
And then you did it. The final straw.
You scooted closer, your knees brushing against his, tilting your head ever so slightly. “Are you sure you’re okay?”
He didn’t think. He didn’t analyze. He just acted.
One second, he was struggling for words, drowning in the scent of your perfume. The next?
Soft. Hesitant. Like he was waiting for you to pull away, to laugh, to tell him he’d completely misread the situation.
Instead, you melted into him.
Your fingers curled into his shirt, pulling him closer, and suddenly, hesitation was gone. His hands found your waist, gripping tight like he was terrified you’d disappear.
And when you let out the softest little noise against his lips?
By the time you pulled away, both of you were breathless, your eyes wide, lips slightly swollen.
Spencer let out a breathless laugh. “Yeah. Wow.”
A slow, teasing smile spread across your lips. “So that’s what’s been distracting you.”
He groaned, dropping his head against your shoulder, and you laughed, wrapping your arms around him like you’d been waiting for this moment just as much as he had.
Even now that you were dating, Spencer Reid still had a problem.
It was worse, really. Because now that he was allowed to touch you, kiss you, and hold you close, the temptation had only become harder to resist.
It wasn’t that he didn’t want you. He did, more than he could put into words. But Spencer, being Spencer, was always just a little too shy, a little too embarrassed to fully admit how much you affected him.
Like right now, for example.
You were sitting on the couch in his apartment, your legs draped over his lap as you typed on your phone. Spencer sat beside you, trying desperately to act normal, though his mind was anything but.
He was so close to you. Too close, really. The scent of your perfume lingered around him, sweet and intoxicating, and every time you shifted, the soft curve of your body pressed against him. His fingers itched to touch you, to run his hands over the smooth fabric of your clothes, but his brain screamed at him to keep his distance.
“I’m fine,” he muttered, attempting to focus on something other than the way your skin seemed to glow under the soft light of his apartment. “Just thinking.”
You paused and glanced at him, eyebrows slightly furrowed. “About what?”
Spencer’s heart raced as his mind blanked. Don’t look at her, he begged himself. He could feel his gaze drifting toward you, the curve of your body so impossibly close. “The case from yesterday,” he managed to croak out.
You seemed to sense the tension, a mischievous smile tugging at the corner of your lips. “Sure, Spence,” you teased, “the case. But you seem… distracted.” You leaned forward slightly, your legs shifting in his lap as you adjusted yourself. Spencer’s throat went dry. His heart pounded.
He wanted to touch you so badly. He wanted to let himself just be with you—really be with you. But the thoughts swirling in his mind were overwhelming. He didn’t know if he could handle it. You were so beautiful, so confident, and here he was, the shy, awkward genius, struggling just to sit beside you.
“Sorry,” he muttered again, unable to help himself. “I’m just… not good at this.”
You tilted your head in that familiar, concerned way, and Spencer knew it was now or never. He couldn’t keep bottling everything up. “At what?” you asked, genuinely curious.
“Being close,” he admitted softly, “being… with you.”
You blinked, a soft understanding crossing your features. “Spence, you don’t need to be embarrassed. We’re together. You can let go.”
Letting out a breath, Spencer closed his eyes, feeling the overwhelming warmth of your words. He shifted slightly, too aware of the heat between you, but you didn’t seem to mind. In fact, you shifted again, this time with a casualness that took him by surprise. You leaned back slightly, looking at him with those soft eyes of yours that made him feel like the world had faded away.
“Come here,” you said gently, pulling him closer. Spencer’s stomach twisted with nerves as you guided him down to your chest. The way your body moved against his made it almost impossible to concentrate. He was on the edge of losing control, but you were just so warm.
And before he could stop himself, he lowered his head to rest against your chest, the steady rhythm of your heartbeat calming him, making him feel more relaxed than he had in weeks. He let out a shaky sigh, feeling a mix of relief and discomfort flood his senses.
Your fingers gently combed through his hair, and Spencer couldn’t stop the tiny hum of pleasure that escaped his throat. He was so close to you now, so deeply buried in the softness of your chest, and all he could think about was how he was finally allowed to feel you like this.
“You’re so warm,” he whispered, his voice barely above a breath. The tension that had held him rigid before melted away under the comfort of your embrace.
You smiled softly, running your fingers through his hair again. “I’m glad you’re relaxing, Spence. You deserve it.”
He wanted to stay like this forever. In this moment, there was no case to worry about, no evil lurking in the world. Just the two of you, together, as you held him close. He closed his eyes, his body relaxing into yours.
The temptation to touch you, to feel every inch of your body under his fingertips, was nearly unbearable. He kept his hands at his sides, gripping the fabric of his pants, trying not to act on the thoughts swirling in his head. But the sensation of your soft chest beneath his cheek, the faint scent of your perfume filling his lungs—everything about this was too much.
As if sensing his internal struggle, you shifted slightly, and your hand slid gently over his back, drawing lazy circles against his skin. It was a simple gesture, yet it sent a jolt of heat through Spencer’s body.
“Spence,” you murmured, your voice tender. “You can touch me. It’s okay.”
He immediately froze, unsure whether he should listen to you or not. He felt a fresh wave of embarrassment wash over him. What if I touch her wrong? What if he crossed a line he wasn’t ready to cross?
But then, your hands found his, guiding them to your waist as you softly cupped his face, bringing his gaze back to yours. The softness of your touch, the way your hands moved over his body so effortlessly, made him feel like he was losing control in the best way possible.
Spencer swallowed, heart hammering in his chest. “I don’t know if I can… I don’t want to make it weird,” he admitted, his voice cracking as he spoke.
You smiled at him, your lips curving up in a gentle, loving way. “Spence, it’s already a little weird,” you teased, “but that’s what makes it fun. We’re figuring this out together.”
He gave you a nervous laugh, a small chuckle that held all his uncertainty. And then, before he could stop himself, he pressed his lips gently to your chest, right where your heart beat beneath your shirt. He felt the warmth of your body against his lips, and the contact made him dizzy with sensation.
When he pulled back, he saw the softness in your eyes, the affection. You didn’t push him away. You didn’t judge him. You just… let him be.
“Spence,” you whispered again, a hint of amusement in your voice. “You’re so cute