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hikaku is pissing me off bad today. so, as you know, as clan heir to the eminent position of head uchiha, i am filled to the brim with talent and skill and chakra which means i can make fire dragon no jutsu. i know you're jealous and if you're not you should be because it's f***ing bad ass. and because i am kind and genteel to the future generations i was showing off a smaller version of my fire dragon, which is definitely a flex, i can create at least two types of dragons, and so i told these kids that what makes our clan great is that most of us have this potential especially if you harbor a dragon's soul, like me, unlike a CERTAIN clan (senju) and then hikaku has to open his big mouth and remind me that tobirama also has the ability to create an elemental dragon.
so the reasons wrong with this
1. tobirama doesn't have a dragon's soul, he has a dung beetle for a heart and shit for soul and i hate him
2. i'm trying to bring in future generations into the fold and you're INTERRUPTING my TRAINING SESSION, you asshole
3. shut up!
4. it's a water dragon, which is stupid because anyone can make a water dragon. i can make one in my bathtub. ohhh, but water can flood towns and rend crops to waste and cause landslides. um, maybe run away from the mud, first of all, and a water dragon is all about life and stuff, whatever, while a freaking bad ass fire dragonn kills everything in its
path
but hikaku still is going on about how the wielder of a proper dragon jutsu must share some form kindred elemental spirit which is DISGUSTING to imply that i'm in any f***ing way similar to f***ing tobirama senju or even WORSE his stupid tree of a brother (for i refuse to recognize his elected position) who i only give credit for being able to have wood AND fire dragons which make a f***ing awesome funeral pyre, and hikaku just said, so you are complimenting hokage-sama?
SHOULD I KILL THIS MAN WITH THE HILT OF MY SWORD?!
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