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@randomseacucumber

AKA Ivy. She/they, 20s, bi & ace. Just some nerd. Enthusiastic about scary stories and cool animals. Currently stuck in danmei hell. I do not bite. ~AO3 is here~

Intro post?

  • Hi, you can call me Ivy. Welcome to my blog. It's mostly a dumping ground for whatever strikes my fancy at any given moment
  • Currently, that's mostly danmei
  • I also really like animals and the natural world, so please be aware that there will often be bugs/spiders/snakes on this blog. I don't always remember to tag
  • Sometimes I write fanfic, and I can be found on AO3 under the username random_sea_cucumber
  • I'm extremely awkward, so please bear with me. I promise I'm trying my best
  • I'm also very prone to typos (thank you, dyslexia)
  • If you're an asshole, I will block you
  • Please always feel free to send me asks!

Finally the king himself ✨

[ID: Text post memes featuring Hua Cheng/San Lang from TGCF. (Edit: OP kindly added this ID to the og post, so please go reblog from them instead!!)

  1. Hua Cheng biting into a mantou + "my gender is loverboy"
  2. Hua Cheng with E'ming + "where's my beloved where's my beloved where's my beloved WHERE is my beloved where is where is MY beloved"
  3. Hua Cheng looking serious + "I don't have a resting bitch face. My bitch face is always on duty. ever vigilant. My bitch face will rest when its work is done"
  4. San Lang + "why do you hate authority so much" "i'm glad you asked [1 hour 31 minute voice note]"
  5. Hua Cheng with E'ming + "masculine but like in a peacock way"
  6. Hua Cheng looking disdainful + ""I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" I would. Pussy. "I'm not gonna sink to their level' I will. Coward. "be the bigger person" I'm 150cm tall. Give me the gun bitch"
  7. San Lang grinning + "The psychiatrist diagnosed me with divine madness" "any other diagnoses you'd like to share?" "Autism"
  8. San Lang smirking + "They hate to see a boytoy winning"
  9. Hua Cheng grinning annoyingly + "androgyny is when u r both a bitch and a bastard"
  10. Hua Cheng smiling wistfully + "what if your gf was wrong?" / "I'd reshape reality to make her right" End ID]
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