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Does anyone know this gl/series/movie?

i saw a scene of it in tik tok too long ago to find it again: some girls are talking or studying in their apartment, they might be roomates, one of them grabs a mug from the wrong shelf, and another girl storms in there and say something about germs (she won't share her mug because of it), so the girl kisses her, and then teases her to wash her mouth and get it of her germs (the scene has a enemies to lovers tone). i don't know where is from, if it's a GL series, if is just some random queerbaiting scene, but it did inspire me to write a fic about so i wanted to watch it again. I'll be forever grateful <3

࿐ྀུ 𖠑 JOBS I THINK THE YELLOWJACKETS WOULD HAVE IN A NO-CRASH AU (because I'm bored as hell)

  • JACKIE TAYLOR — professional soccer player. realistically, she would've probably been Jeff's wife but I choose to believe that she went to Rutgers, had her lesbian awakening when she realised how much she missed Shauna and then pursued a professional career in soccer. also think she has tattoo artist potential but you guys aren't ready for that conversation yet.
  • SHAUNA SHIPMAN — publishing house owner or a writer for children's books/YA thrillers. I think it's safe to assume that with proper medical care and assistance and y'know, food, Shauna would've delivered her baby and been a much happier person overall. she goes to brown and majors in media studies or something and then completes her education to start writing her own books. her and that damn journal are inseperable, so why not start a career in it? (I also choose to believe her and Jackie would atleast date if not get married— or she starts dating Lottie ayy-) could also see police agent as a career for her.
  • LOTTIE MATTHEWS — again, realistically, she would probably have been groomed to take over her father's business. it's either that, or she goes to uni and studies business/luxury branding and management and then ends up working for a luxury brand consultant/model OR she detours completely from the posh life and starts over from scratch by pursuing sports as her career (which would probably get her cut off but hey, atleast she and Jackie are together !)
  • NATALIE SCATORCCIO — indie rock band guitarist or child service worker. no in-between. she would've either wanted to choose a fun career that she enjoyed doing or, knowing how empathetic she is, would've wanted to work and ensure that other children didn't have to go through what she did. she takes her job very seriously.
  • LAURA LEE — she starts a queer youth camp for Christians or becomes a pre-school teacher (presumably in a catholic but accepting school). she's so devoted to her faith, I can't even imagine she'd do anything else. she also has the vocation to become a pediatric nurse, actually.
  • VAN PALMER — either runs a video rental store like she does in the actual timeline, but finishes college with a business degree first to help actually develop her brand further or she works as a professional wedding photographer for queer people. yeah. also has grease monkey potential.
  • TAISSA TURNER — still think she would become a lawyer, and maybe pursue state senator? she'd probably leave Wiskayok so there's that. I think she would've been much happier to be a lawyer in a no-crash au, especially since I assume that she and Van get married when it's legalised and go everywhere together (which is one of the reasons why Van became a wedding photographer!!)
  • MISTY QUIGLEY — pediatrician, ob gyn or something in astrophysics. while I do think Misty more or less chose the correct career for herself in terms of field, I feel like she doesn't really have the vocation for nurse?? like she was terrible to all those old people?? but she's definitely smart enough to get into science.
  • TRAVIS MARTINEZ — he works on a farm or he's a firefighter. next. also has street artist/tattoo artist potential.
  • AKILAH — beekeeper, horticulturist or marine biologist. need I explain? she's so nature-aligned that again, I can't see her doing anything else...
  • MARI IBARRA — nutritionist or dietician. she's the dumb girl who's surprisingly good at numbers when it comes to food. I genuinely don't think she likes being the chef, it was just a necessity so she did it :/
  • MELISSA HAT — I don't know. genuinely. professional hat-wearer. model, in layman terms.
  • GEN — neurologist or cardiologist.
  • COACH SCOTT — he quits, the girls throw a big party for him, and he moves in with Paul, running a sports equipment store :)
Anonymous asked:

I saw you posting about butcherqueen and jackieshauna and I love that you're a multi-shipper 🙏 makes me wonder what's in your opinion the best yellowjackets ship and why is jackieshauna?

sorry I took so long to reply to this I forgot 😭 but yeah Jackieshauna low-key best ship huh

I'll try to remember all the ships I know and have an opinion on

unfortunately I can't believe Travis' words without any proof, I'm gonna need at least ten jackieshauna's slumber party make outs scenes so I can trust him.

but seriously I was not expecting Travis Martinez to be the one to give us canon pre crash jackieshauna?? Hello??? Maybe Nay, or Taivan but definitely not him. I'm shocked. Thank you travis

It's hard to watch this episode thinking how really yellowjackets writers love to kill women of colour then make another white character more important in the show. They really did it, it is really Melissa and if the show continues Hilary will take a bigger part of it. They really did it.

And fandom mostly doesn't want to discuss show's problem with racism, yeah.

this is so fucking real

I have nothing against melissa or the actors obv but if they wanted shauna's sexuality to be explored this season why not do this with the existing characters? They build up a whole new persona out of a character with 3 lines when Shauna had situationships happening already with half of the main girls. And I'm talking about Shauna's bisexuality here because that's the only freaking reason for Melissa's existence; she's literally here just to be the girl Shauna is having feelings for, which is actually also lazy writing cause women gotta be more than romantic partners okay.

Lottie Matthews is one of the most complex and important characters of the show. She was the most interesting adult of them. She hold the connection to the wilderness and they wasted her potential entirely. It was a terrible writing decision, truly, she was the heart of the mystery and all the supernatural hypothesis around them from day one. I really thought she would be the last to die, not because I love her (which I do 'cause c mon) but because she held such a relevance in the story that would always anchor them back to the wilderness and their past. Her early death was the worst decision ever

But then again, I'm not surprised on how they handled POC characters because Taissa has been one of my favs from day one and I feel like I don't know that much about her. None of her plots are truly explored, I have no idea what her motives are, why the hell would she break up with her ride-or-die girlfriend, or what is that evil persona she has. And I would give away every single fucking scene of Jeff/Shauna marriage bullshit drama or misty/frodo romance (or for god's sake all of Natalie's and Jackie's straight romances scenes cause those girls are huge lesbians) for more scenes and development of my girl Tai.

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