Bold of you to assume I know what I'm doing.

wow that is a super fair price damn

if house md were running in 2024 there would be an episode with a patient who identifies as an ‘online content creator’ (cagily) where house agrees to take the case primarily because when he offhandedly refers to her as an onlyfans model both cameron and cuddy get really offended and say it’s a sexist assumption so he doubles down and becomes committed to finding the patient’s onlyfans and proving it. at some point it would be revealed that chase actually is an onlyfans model and started doing it as a stopgap after his dad died and he suddenly got disinherited but he makes so much money off it that now medicine is basically just a hobby. cameron and foreman both disagree with the concept online sex work but it turns out they disagree for different reasons (cameron thinks it’s exploitative and not-feminist, foreman finds it distasteful and thinks people should get ‘real jobs’) and spend most of their scenes together arguing about this while chase gets continually more shifty. they break into the patient’s house and there’s a full ringlight and camera setup which seems to confirm house’s suspicions. while trying to find the patient’s onlyfans house accidentally finds chase’s onlyfans instead and considers publicly embarrassing him about it like he did with wilson’s sex tape but soon realises that most of the staff at the hospital are already subscribed to chase’s onlyfans so makes fun of him for that instead. it then transpires that the reason why the patient is so cagey about being a content creator is that she’s an ASMR artist and all the soap she’s been shaving on camera has irritated her lungs. cuddy is about to make house give her 20 extra hours of clinic duty as recompense but at last minute it’s revealed that the website the patient uses for some of her bonus commissions is, drumroll…onlyfans, because she’s been banned from patreon. how does house know this? wilson is subscribed to her because the soap videos sometimes soothe him to sleep. something by cigarettes after sex plays. roll end credits.

"New York Style" cat scratching towers. Never forget playtime

Hijacker got stuck, America wins

never forget the universal rule of the order of things: People Will Not Read It

signs at stores? émail? menu ?? instruction ? post online ? caption with andswer to question ? group hand outs ??? street sign ??? no. The Written Word Is The Enemy

#The number of compliments i have gotten for reading a thing

The ability to occasionally Read A Thing will make you a hero in your workplace, especially if it is for example an error message that tells you what you need to do differently, or instructions on unjamming a printer.

how dare you say we put jam in the printer

a cosplay photo so old it was taken on actual film (which explains the streaks from my scanner) and the con we were at doesn’t even exist anymore. it was around 13 years ago actually now that I think about it.

i have been looking for this picture for YEARS and it’s finally back on my dash….wow

"red-pill" "snowflake" everything about v for vendetta...fascists really do love to steal and bastardize culture from the queer people they are trying to destroy

"snowflake" was popularized in Fight Club, a novel by a gay man. "red-pill" is from a movie created by two trans women and is a metaphor for estrogen and gender transitioning. those same women adapted V For Vendetta from the original comic (written by a polyamorous man who may or may not be queer but certainly has something going on); in both versions the titular protagonist "V" is implied to be transmasculine, and a survivor of torture and imprisonment for the crime of homosexuality.

because that's what they see in us, these bigots who are happy to consume and quote and corrupt queer-created media, as long as they can erase every beautiful root. they see criminals, commiting the crime of being queer. and they are doing their damnedest to bring back the laws that made it so.

OHHHHHH YES THIS IS SO PERFECT I LOVE YOU THANK YOUUUUUU

>sees post about strange and unusual fetishes

>posts conventionally attractive carnivorous plant

it's a maw on a stem who wouldn't want that 😵‍💫

(via three--rings)

When I was 15, I spent a month working on an archeological dig. I was talking to one of the archeologists one day during our lunch break and he asked those kinds of “getting to know you” questions you ask young people: Do you play sports? What’s your favorite subject? And I told him, no I don’t play any sports. I do theater, I’m in choir, I play the violin and piano, I used to take art classes.

And he went WOW. That’s amazing! And I said, “Oh no, but I’m not any good at ANY of them.”

And he said something then that I will never forget and which absolutely blew my mind because no one had ever said anything like it to me before: “I don’t think being good at things is the point of doing them. I think you’ve got all these wonderful experiences with different skills, and that all teaches you things and makes you an interesting person, no matter how well you do them.”

And that honestly changed my life. Because I went from a failure, someone who hadn’t been talented enough at anything to excel, to someone who did things because I enjoyed them. I had been raised in such an achievement-oriented environment, so inundated with the myth of Talent, that I thought it was only worth doing things if you could “Win” at them.

"Blushing Bridget and a Stunning Samus"

cuddly cmsn of Shukra and Bhadra from gbf :>

One of the things I love about Goncharov is that it's an incredibly violent film without actually,,, showing much actual violence? Like aside from the handful of 'action' scenes (and lbr there wasn't much explicit violence even there) the threat of violence is definitely an ongoing theme and how different characters respond to that perceived threat of violence when that threat is presented by a character as opposed to the more impersonal threat of the Family/the State (I could write THESES about the Alleyway Scene alone) is one of the foundations of the whole goddamn plot.

Not to mention the way different characters threaten people themselves - Katya using Leo's upset at any potential 'mess' to redirect Andrey's anger at her? Goncharov just cheerfully pulling a fucking gun in the middle of a board meeting he wasn't even supposed to be at? - can be pretty clearly inferred to be part of the Greater And Ongoing Allegory of Violence As A Tool vs Violence For Personal Satisfaction, and perfectly demonstrate the differences in their upbringing and lived experience, privilege earned vs privilege inherited etc etc

Idk I just love how this film has layers

On a different note, 'there is no difference between loving and hating someone except for which of you you hope will die first' is a raw fucking line and I cannot believe it's from a 70s mafia movie

Robotgirl who wears glasses as an aftermarket compensation for defective lenses because it's cheaper than a new optical assembly