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Tylorpe
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Enid: Why the long face Xav?
Xavier: Tyler and I got into a fight.
Enid: Aw, I’m sure you’ll be okay.
Xavier: It just sucks you know? What makes you feel better after a fight?
Enid: Idk me and my girl don’t fight.
Xavier: Come on. Every couple fights.
Enid: Not us. That bitch scares me fr. ‘You’re right babe I am a dumbass. Have I told you how pretty you look today?’
Enid: You know the saying ‘Happy wife, I choose life’
Xavier: That’s not how the saying goes.
Enid: It’s how it goes when you’re dating Wednesday.
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yello!
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• G U I T A R S P E A R •
• C A T S •
I wanted to draw more Adam and Lute kittens :> but due to moving here at home I only did these two simple drawings I also made jinx kitten version and zaapiel
Cats desing by @raven-6383
They are so cute 💕
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During at heat wave at Nevermore
Yoko to Wednesday: You're not sweating.
Wednesday: Uh-huh.
[Yoko feels Wednesday's face for any evidence of sweat]
Wednesday: Having fun, there?
Yoko: How could you not be sweating?
Wednesday: I dont sweat.
Yoko: Everybody sweats.
Enid: Not Wednesday.
Eugene: Wednesday never sweats.
Yoko: What do you mean she never sweats?
Wednesday: Sweating is gross, so I don't do it.
Yoko: So what? You're just like... cold blooded?
Xavier: [sarcastically] Wednesday? Cold blooded? What a surprise.
A growling Enid chases Xavier away from the group.
Yoko: Hey.
Wednesday: What?
Yoko: Does it ever worry you that you don't sweat?
Wednesday: No.
Yoko: But, what if one day all your sweat builds up inside and you just explode?
Wednesday: I would love that.
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Pirate Captain Bianca: You scallawags ready for the Ren Faire?
Swashbuckler Yoko: Got my babe and blade, so this bitch be hot to go!
Lady Divina: *giggles* Aye aye, Captain!
Sir Eugene: *enthusiastically raises sword* You have my sword!
Fairy Enid: *cheerily waves wand* And my wand!
Ensigns Kent & Ajax: *holding props* And our tricorders!
Plague Doctor Wednesday: *presents box with holes* And my historically accurate plague rodent.
Everyone turns to stare in horror at Wednesday.
Plague Doctor Wednesday: *sighs* Fine, I am exaggerating.
Everyone shares a collective sigh of relief before following Bianca into the festival.
*muffled squirrel noises*
Plague Doctor Wednesday: *whispers to box* Worry not. You may not be a black rat, but it’s what’s inside you that counts.
