Sweet Summer Child? No. Try A Salty Winter Adult.

Seeing you reply to anons and being like

#squint# did I send that?

Also do you ever get weirded out by people just like, mass liking posts?

Cause if so

IM SORRY! 😭😭😭

Lmao Ray very sweet and corny au idea for Kakafemnaru. modern Au. MinaKushi and Sakumo are alive.

Kakashi has 1 month to woo Naruto (fresh out of a nasty breakup and about to leave country for break) and convince Kurama (twin brother) and MinaKushi to let them get married. His tactics somehow manage to surpass the ones Minato did to woo Kushina in their hilarity, romanticism and ridiculousness. Kushina ships it, Naruto is a perpetual blushing mess, Kurama is having all the laughs of a lifetime and Minato is being restrained from entering a fist fight with Kakashi.

Kakashi is single mindedly determined and nothing is gonna stop him.

Here’s a reverse isekai idea, randomly I write:

Alice was cooking and at the corner of her eye she saw a man clad in armour in her kitchen. Wait what? She tensed up as the man’s overly large sword down in her direction, almost slicing her in too. She screeched and jumped backward. Then she proceed to fall on her ass because she left her clothes on the floor. Alice crawled backward in a panic and the water in the pot started to boil over. The overly long sword put a dent in the floor. Her land lord was not going to be jazzed about that. Wait is he real?

The man seemed to distracted by the sound of boiling. He looked at the pot. “What magic is this?” He asked her or himself? If he was asking her what the fuck? That bastard tried to kill her!

“Magic? What the fuck? Why did you try to kill me you fucking nutjob? How did you get into my appartment?” Alice said to the man. Knight? The man knight. Gentlemen dude. Whatever! She scrambled to her feet and talked very fast. He looked at her.

The knight looked at her disoriented. He put his sword on his back which relieved her tension. He looked around.

“Appartment? I appear not to be on a battlefield.” The knight said to her in a confused, soft tone. He walked toward her, bent hai back and grasped her hand, “I am sorry, madam?” He looked at her with raised eyebrows. He seemed to fond her clothes odd. She pulled her hand away from his when he tried to kiss it. And took several steps back.

“Stay back!” Alice said to him sharply. He bit his lip.

“I am so sorry to have frightened you.” He said drawing back.

“You tried to fucking kill me!” Alice said to him.

“No, no I was trying to kill a solider, not a citizen of- Am I in another country? Did the wizard do this?” The man said to her.

Her eyebrows furrowed. Ah, he had a different perception of reality. She relaxed a little. “Hum. I don’t know. You just randomly appeared in my appartment. With that massive sword. And dented my landlord’s floor yay! If you keep that sword away from me, maybe we can hum talk this over with your hum- You seem quite disoriented. Do you like tea?” She asked him awkwardly. Did he really have a different perception of reality, or was he conning her or some kind of stalker?

The man brightened. “Tea? Yes I like to tea. I am very sorry for this awkwardness. I hope I can make it up to you.” He told her. That was an understatement! His smile was strangely cute. He was a little strange tho.

Consensual Bitching always has me foaming at the mouth and chewing on my own arm. It's so good!

I saw an article that said Horikoshi's original end for BNHA had Bakugou getting OFA and becoming the #1 hero. While I may dislike what he actually did - especially considering we know nothing about Hisashi except that he breathes fire and works in America - if that end had happened, I would have SCREAMED.

Au where Ichigo is the only soul reaper with closed toed shoes because his “I beat up Yakuza” sensibilities are so offended by the thought of not being able to stomp punks into the ground without risk to his toes

Ray. Ray I can't believe I am actually doing it. I am actually going to expand on one of my nebulous crack ideas and turn it into a fic.

Incoherent screaming and sobbing. Why do I do this to myself!!!?!

Yesterday (today?) I was up till 4:30 fleshing it out...and here's where I am stumped. The thing is it's Kakanaru yes. And that Kakashi kinda sorta fucks up really badly in it ok? My issue is that I am worried I am not capturing Naruto and Kakashi's voices in it correctly. Like Kakashi feels too much of a pathetic pushover, and Naruto feels way too passive (ok Naruto has a justifiable reason for this). And like I feel Kakashi is bad with emotions and verbalising his feelings, and I feel like I am making him way too verbose(?)/ able to actually string his emotions into speech when he would rather they strangle him.

Don't worry, the major realisations (not the one that he loves Naruto) in this fic are something others have to spell out for him, cuz not in a million years would he have realized them himself. He had good intentions, unfortunately it just made him a bigger asshole.

Here's the context taken straight up from the AU snippet that spawned it-

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2 years after the 4th Great Ninja War, a 19-year-old Naruto finds herself bombarded with marriage proposals from people of all ages, nationalities and stations. After the fifth time of politely refusing the Daimyo of the Stone’s request to be betrothed to his 7-year-old son, Naruto in a fit of sleep deprivation and irritation tells the messenger/ diplomatic envoy that she can’t accept the proposal because she is already engaged.

There is a pin-drop silence left in the wake of her declaration, and Kakashi-sensei who had looked 2 parts exasperated and 1 part amused only a moment ago seems like he has stopped breathing.

Or tired of unwanted proposals but too weary of the idea of another conflict starting over it, Naruto gaslights the entire world into believing that she does in fact have a fiancee.

Everyone believes her.

Now majority of the people want to lure out the guy and maim him. Except for Shikamaru who hears what Naruto says and can’t help but look at the rigid features of Kakashi and think. Because the description seems five steps to the left but awfully familiar.

Obviously, Naruto doesn’t realise that she is describing Kakashi. Funnily enough, Kakashi doesn’t realise she is describing him either.

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I affectionately call this baby Liar Liar.

Send thoughts and help?!

Honestly, character who was constantly used as a weapon x character who refuses to do so no matter the situation is such a peak dynamic

Especially when character A wants nothing more than to be used by character B and be relied on. And character B refuses even as they get hurt and almost dies

Like

Character A: Why didn’t you call for me?! I could have protected you! Do you think I’m incapable? Do you think I’m too weak?

Character B: *bed bound after almost dying* I refuse to use you like a weapon. Not after everything you’ve been through

Honestly, I eat that shit up every time

monoma, toga and twice are all blond with copy type quirks. Think they could be related somehow? Like some sort of cousins. Thats my headcanon anyway. Another one of mine is that Kirishima and Tetsutetsu are lost twins. Same quirk type, personality, age and BIRTHDAY

I was reading back through your old posts and came across an ask that had Kaien thinking that he had fathered Ichigo and I think that is hands down the most hilarious situation a time traveling Ichigo could be faced with. Like he had to go back and save everyone from Aizen/quincies/whoever and then here’s Kaien who is utterly convinced he has accidentally fathered this traumatized little strawberry. Ichigo would never be able to get anything done with his ‘father’ watching his every move. And Soul King knows nothing will convince Kaien differently.

Hi Ray, if I can borrow your khr fic finders?

The description is an incomplete tsuna/hibari fic. What I remember is that Tsuna has an older brother raised in Italy who comes back and everyone thinks tsuna would be a better decimo and at some point hibari pours gasoline over a captive yakuza and threatens to light him on fire and then tsuna plays good cop and after that tsuna’s older brother gets over protective and angry.

Sorry if I’m overstepping. Thank you.

hey, for your team uzumaki au, all i can really imagine is that after naruto gets promoted kakashi buys him a fruitbasket. but he being the emotional dumpster fire that he is, during those two days that naruto was in his apartment. He repeatedly kept on trying to hype himself up to knock of the door and go, "Hey, congrats on your promotion", but HE NEVER DID. till eventually it rotted away.

sorry if this seems a bit rambly.

So I recently read your KHT fixed and I'm obsessed with your portrayal of Skull. Give him the love!

But this ask isn't about that, it's about how right after I saw the Hot Wheels stunt show and omg Skull would love to keep that knowledge and pull it out whenever he's talking to little kids. None of the Arco quite get why it's such a big deal to these 5-7yo kids, but Skull is a minor celebrity to all the Mafia kids.

I am 👀 ruminating over a possible new au but I don't think I'll actually go anywhere with it because I'm not especially invested in kakashi. But once again someone was complaining about how sarutobi shouldn't have left retirement and I was like. What about. 14 year old kakashi as hokage. Generally people blame sarutobis issues on being too old (personally I think he kind of just sucks as a person) SO. let's have new issues. Hokage who is too young. And also has more trauma than most Shinobi (already a high amount of trauma). It would be so bad. In exciting and new ways. A good study of kakashi.