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Siri, Purveyor of sad DILFs, feral twinks, and poor little meow-meows
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kinky--kylie-> martiniracing -> sir-i-race -> sebaston-vettel
they are all me. I am them. We are one.
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@martiniracing is my old blog which i do not have the heart to delete because i am a sentimental fool AO3: martiniracing
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This is a Vettel Shrine. mostly.
i love looking at old race posters and i think this one for the 1993 detroit grand prix might be one of my favorites
lol
A real office siren 🫦🫦
i wish i was a boy so that boys would wish i was a girl so they could fuck me is that anything
it's everything. i understand you anon.
yep. yes. this. There's a movie called 'Sam' that kinda explores the opposite idea of this? idk what to tell you except its cheesy and all BUT the message here I got is that GUYS can and will FUCK their best friend.
Falling in love is intoxicating. Everyday you find something new to love. The way light hits their eyes. Their gorgeous marbled irises. The depths of their pupils. The lines on their face. You could trace every last one in your sleep. You could close your eyes and feel their presence, even when they aren’t with you. Especially when they aren’t with you.
Their scent. Its not a perfume, you know that for sure, because they don’t own any, but its undeniably them. And you don’t need anything else, really, you would scent all your clothes in their fragrance.
Loving someone is coming back home after a long day at work and sinking into your cold bed with warm sheets and a cold pillow. Just right. You’re so tired you fall right asleep, mid conversation, and they smile and turn off the lights. They kiss you goodnight and turn the lights off.
You know every inch of their body. You want to memorize it.
Your date Mika Hakkinen wearing a leather jacket.
the days i spent crawling hands and knees through getty images and the late motorsport images (rip 1895-2024) have led to an online footprint so inconceivably widespread that i'll see one of my edits randomly on twitter with the watermark intact and wonder just how many eyeballs have glanced off the letters "xoames," even for half a second. does that make me a ghost of sorts? is my 20-yr-old self immortalized in pixels that portray the greatest love of my life? not to rhapsodize but it makes me feel Funny inside that little bits of my heart, lovingly placed in every colouring change, are sprinkled across hard drives and servers and phone photo albums. i can't believe i thought about giving up today and cried over my life when my love literally endures space and time. sebastian vettel forever
[via @.orel_communication's and @.sebastianvettel's instagram stories]
Oh sure, but when I rapid-fire syringes full of MMR vaccine at anti-vaxxers from a helicopter blasting "Ride of the Valkyries" I'm the bad guy
Try putting them in the week's viral tiktok dessert next time! Maybe that'll work!!
I need to let Tumblr know that I just played a one-shot D&D campaign with my pals in which Amaury Guichon was a necromancer who built a chocolate army of undead
he just looks so torture-able . like it would be a disservice NOT to torture him.. . he WANTS to be tortured
flacademy Get to know Shi Wei (also known as Tie Dou), this weekend's Wild Card from China. 🇨🇳
the sacrificial lamb.
