i think we, as a culture, have moved too far away from fantasy films where every plot thread is like “the dragon rider and the werewolf joined a crew of sky pirates and hit a storm of cloud-eels but luckily they were saved by a friendly pod of star whales” or whatever the fuck was going on with movies like stardust and time bandits . it’s doesn’t necessarily make a good film but i feel like there’s something deep in our lizard brains that craves stories entirely made up of weird bullshit 

1.7% of people are intersex, 2% have green eyes, and 1.5 percent are redheads, but yeah red is a natural hair color, green is a natural eye color, and being intersex is a 'deformity'. Keep pretending gender isn't a social construct

0.0006% of people in the world live in Ireland and we all agree that People Live In Ireland.

You’re my present this year.

Y'all need to STOP

Merry Christmas y’all

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half-baked-princess

@bitchnamedwyatt plz explain this to the class

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There is a notorious commercial from 2009 by Folgers that’s a reimagining of the old “Peter Comes Home” commercial. The new one absolutely makes it look like the brother and sister are fucking. It’s deeply unsettling. Princess Leia and Luke Skywalker are brother and sister and because of the kiss and a few other awkward moments before their relation is revealed in the series, there is always a hint or undertone of incest in Luke and Leias interactions. This is a joke tying these things together.

^ this is a great explanation A++.

i just want to take a moment to congratulate the first week of november for somehow being the longest, and most compelling, part of the 500 years that has been 2020. what a ride.

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